broughtonblue Posted 18 October 2010 Posted 18 October 2010 I know this sounds stupid but I need help to stop me looking a twat again! I spent 20 mins today trying to get on an airbed in the pool on hols, tried jumping on, tucking underneath and various other ways, can you let me know the easiest way so I don't look a fool again
The Doctor Posted 18 October 2010 Posted 18 October 2010 put it half in the pool, lie on it and push away from the side of the pool to put the rest of the airbed in the water.
cambridgefox Posted 18 October 2010 Posted 18 October 2010 I know this sounds stupid but I need help to stop me looking a twat again! I spent 20 mins today trying to get on an airbed in the pool on hols, tried jumping on, tucking underneath and various other ways, can you let me know the easiest way so I don't look a fool again Try again tmor,get someone to record it and post it on here! hold the sides at the top and as you Slide in tuck your feet under the bed,pushing up with them.its like an ultimate fighting move.Failing that im sure some of our Aussie posters can help!
Salieri Posted 18 October 2010 Posted 18 October 2010 Jeez, and i thought i had problems. The age old 'how to get on an airbed' dilemma is one that will run and run. I wish I could offer some words of wisdom but i'll just say my thoughts are with you, all the best.
broughtonblue Posted 18 October 2010 Author Posted 18 October 2010 F--k me do you know me, or has someone posted this on YouTube already? I will give my annual answer. I will diet for next year!
Houdini Logic Posted 18 October 2010 Posted 18 October 2010 F--k me do you know me, or has someone posted this on YouTube already? I will give my annual answer. I will diet for next year! It's all jealousy. It's fooking cold in England you know
Wycombe Fox Posted 19 October 2010 Posted 19 October 2010 Blow it up underneath you. I didn't know broughtonblue was a suicide bomber
ACF Posted 19 October 2010 Posted 19 October 2010 Try again tmor,get someone to record it and post it on here! hold the sides at the top and as you Slide in tuck your feet under the bed,pushing up with them.its like an ultimate fighting move.Failing that im sure some of our Aussie posters can help! It's a technique I have managed. Keep it right by the pool, backside on first, then slide on. You will get a bit wet, but will dry off soon after. Sunnies on, you're relaxing in style
cambridgefox Posted 19 October 2010 Posted 19 October 2010 It's a technique I have managed. Keep it right by the pool, backside on first, then slide on. You will get a bit wet, but will dry off soon after. Sunnies on, you're relaxing in style I knew you could help the poor fellow! one thing. is the point of going in the pool to get wet!!
Zingari Posted 19 October 2010 Posted 19 October 2010 just pretend you are wrestling with a crocodile
Mee Posted 19 October 2010 Posted 19 October 2010 Pretend to have sex with someone in the pool, and then slowly replace it with the air bed thing. Just an idea .
ACF Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 I knew you could help the poor fellow! one thing. is the point of going in the pool to get wet!! Getting wet is not the number one point of getting into the pool. Being cooling off in 35 degree weather, trying to get in with ladies, perving on said ladies, and to play a pool sport, all are higher points than just casually getting wet. If you want to get wet, get in the shower.
broughtonblue Posted 20 October 2010 Author Posted 20 October 2010 Getting wet is not the number one point of getting into the pool. Being cooling off in 35 degree weather, trying to get in with ladies, perving on said ladies, and to play a pool sport, all are higher points than just casually getting wet. If you want to get wet, get in the shower. Exactly, how can I do the points you refer too with the ladies if I'm floundering about and making myself look a complete dick, cheers for your advice
ACF Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Exactly, how can I do the points you refer too with the ladies if I'm floundering about and making myself look a complete dick, cheers for your advice If you get this technique correct, with sunnies on, girls should be either: 1- Crawling all over you. 2- Waiting for you to get off the air bed, so they don't mess up the awesome-ness. That's just RESPECT. 3- Flipping you because you look like a nonce.
broughtonblue Posted 20 October 2010 Author Posted 20 October 2010 If you get this technique correct, with sunnies on, girls should be either: 1- Crawling all over you. 2- Waiting for you to get off the air bed, so they don't mess up the awesome-ness. That's just RESPECT. 3- Flipping you because you look like a nonce. Ha ha! Let's hope it's 1 or 2 then, although sometimes I'm not that elegant at getting off one either! I've had another idea, I could go and get on the bed at sunrise when no one will see me, spend all day floating, chilling, looking cool. Then by the time I get off there should be enough of 'em waiting so it becomes like bees round honey!
ACF Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Ha ha! Let's hope it's 1 or 2 then, although sometimes I'm not that elegant at getting off one either! I've had another idea, I could go and get on the bed at sunrise when no one will see me, spend all day floating, chilling, looking cool. Then by the time I get off there should be enough of 'em waiting so it becomes like bees round honey! Ooh, that's sneaky. I like that. There is no elegant way of getting off, don't worry, either just roll off onto the ground, or get these girls to flip you, at least it gives you a reason to talk to them
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