Guest Bilo Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 On a not totally unrelated note, I discovered there was a synagogue on Highfield Street last week. Never even knew it existed.
Finnegan Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 Invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
Zingari Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 you'll probably be quite sore for a few weeks after , and it'll feel like you're pissing razorblades , but go for it
z-layrex Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 I went out with a Jewish girl for about a year a few years ago. Had my own kippah and everything. Lots of giant extended family meals with amazing food on sundays. Got into a massive argument with some of her more zionist cousins one day however and things were never really the same since.
Guest Bilo Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 you'll probably be quite sore for a few weeks after , and it'll feel like you're pissing razorblades , but go for it I'm not sure what would be more difficult, the circumcision or no more fry-ups. But if you want to then go for it, I'm sure you'll have people to turn to in Leicester.
Zingari Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 .........and you do know that you wouldn't be able to support leicester city anymore ? you have to be a complete cock to do that !
Guest Bilo Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 You won't struggle for women though. They can't resist anything with a third off. EDIT: This will have been the last thing Mikey would have wanted I presume. Sorry mate.
cambridgefox Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 My cousin lives in New York and his wife is Jewish ,and is as fit as fook! Go for it on that basis. I was speaking to a surgeon of circumcisions the other week.I said"does it pay well" He said "no,but i get to keep the tips"
Zingari Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 My cousin lives in New York and his wife is Jewish ,and is as fit as fook! Go for it on that basis. I was speaking to a surgeon of circumcisions the other week.I said"does it pay well" He said "no,but i get to keep the tips" ........and if the circumcisor is short-sighted , don't worry . if he makes a mistake , He'll probably get the sack.
Fosse Boy Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 I think Foxestalkrape TM is a trend on the rise.
Smudge Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 .........and you do know that you wouldn't be able to support leicester city anymore ? you have to be a complete cock to do that !
Mikey Posted 24 October 2010 Author Posted 24 October 2010 Sorry lads and lasses, a FT left on while LD3 is around, is a FT rape waiting to happen.
ozleicester Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 I was into it for a while... you get to wear the nice pajamas and colourful belts... go for it i say
lildave3 Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 Sorry lads and lasses, a FT left on while LD3 is around, is a FT rape waiting to happen. Quiet jew.
Mee Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 I went out with a Jewish girl for about a year a few years ago. Had my own kippah and everything. Lots of giant extended family meals with amazing food on sundays. Got into a massive argument with some of her more zionist cousins one day however and things were never really the same since. We tried to convince my mate that it is actually made out of the chopped off foreskin.
Guest Bilo Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 We tried to convince my mate that it is actually made out of the chopped off foreskin. Bet he felt like a dickhead afterwards. BOOM BOOM I think Foxestalkrape TM is a trend on the rise. I still have to get you back for the one you did on me. <_<
z-layrex Posted 24 October 2010 Posted 24 October 2010 We tried to convince my mate that it is actually made out of the chopped off foreskin. Don't really understand this obsession the English have with circumcision. I got fooking tortured for it in school!
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