BoneDog Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Thought I'd get this thread off to a start else I most likely won't get round to it after a little more VSOP and Green. Conspiracy subjects will be expertly dealt with by myself and hopefully a few others who know the score! Right, I'm off out so feel free to fill this thread with insults and reasons why we can trust the worlds leaders and reasons why I should relax and stop stocking up my bunker near the canal in The Peak District with water, crossbows, matches and tinned sardines. Then I'll probably come back and tell you why you are wrong If you don't believe you're going to hell. P.S Has anyone got a decent small two man submergible for sale?
Webbo Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 P.S Has anyone got a decent small two man submergible for sale? No but I might be able to get some ink cartridges from a mate at East Midlands Airport.
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Did Jimmy Bloomfield jump or was he pushed ? edit; they've been poisoning tinned sardines with small amounts of cadmium, and seeding the skies over the north of england with chemtrails for years now in readiness for people such as yourself so you're as doomed as the rest of us , they only want the good looking heathy young ladies to survive "the event "
ozleicester Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Harold Holt... olympic quality swimmer - Australian Prime minister - Drowned during his first term in the 60's... ????????????
The Doctor Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 reasons why I should relax and stop stocking up my bunker near the canal in The Peak District with water, crossbows, matches and tinned sardines. because tinned sardines are horrible & there isn't going to be a nuclear winter (i presume that's what you are preparing for), it's just fear mongering by the world leaders.
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Harold Holt... olympic quality swimmer - Australian Prime minister - Drowned during his first term in the 60's... ???????????? he shouldn't have opposed Pine Gap , he was warned often enough
Cunning Plan Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Did Jimmy Bloomfield jump or was he pushed ? edit; they've been poisoning tinned sardines with small amounts of cadmium, and seeding the skies over the north of england with contrails for years now in readiness for people such as yourself so you're as doomed as the rest of us , they only want the good looking heathy young ladied to survive "the event " Ladyboys!
l444ry Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 CONSPIRACY THEORY NO 1: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Cockney "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate west, causing an Old Etonian to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl" wells.
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 What do the Georgia Guidestones mean and who put them there ? What is the significance of Denver International Airport ? Why was such a vast amount of earthworks undertaken , only to be covered over by different contractors and later built upon ,? Why does the Queen own so much land in that area ?
Jackirius Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 What do the Georgia Guidestones mean and who put them there ? What is the significance of Denver International Airport ? Why was such a vast amount of earthworks undertaken , only to be covered over by different contractors and later built upon ,? Why does the Queen own so much land in that area ? The four large upright blocks pointing outward are oriented to the limits of the migration of the moon during the course of the year. Put there by the 'Illuminati'. ? Claims abound that Denver International was designed and built by the Illuminati as the headquarters for the global genocide that will trigger the New World Order. The Queen owns by law all the land in England and can claim it when ever she wants, but she doesn't. El Empty... If your looking for an apprentice
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 The four large upright blocks pointing outward are oriented to the limits of the migration of the moon during the course of the year. Put there by the 'Illuminati'. ? Claims abound that Denver International was designed and built by the Illuminati as the headquarters for the global genocide that will trigger the New World Order. The Queen owns by law all the land in England and can claim it when ever she wants, but she doesn't. El Empty... If your looking for an apprentice before ye can be considered as apprentice , first ye must partaketh in the ancient skull and bones ritual of drinking one's own piss ....................................... errr sorry you've already done that haven't you , you're in
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 here's your first proper assignment jcn25 Did flight 77 crash into the pentagon ? if so where are the pictures ? the pentagon is the most security guarded building in the world , yet no pictures ???? ? ( other than those 5 crap ones that don't show anything ) why is the hole so small ? why is there no credible wreckage ( wings , engines etc) on the lawn outside ? how did an aircraft of that size perform a remarkable 270 degree manouvre just prior to crashing that has even the top test pilots gasping ? was it actually a plane or was it a missile or bunker buster ?
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 Does El Empty actually exist? who knows ? do any of us really exist or are we all non-existent figments of our own non-existent imaginations.?
Jackirius Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 before ye can be considered as apprentice , first ye must partaketh in the ancient skull and bones ritual of drinking one's own piss ....................................... errr sorry you've already done that haven't you , you're in Not funny here's your first proper assignment jcn25 Did flight 77 crash into the pentagon ? Yes, if so where are the pictures ? the pentagon is the most security guarded building in the world , yet no pictures ? You know what Americans are like... Don't want to lose face over anything, if a plane crashed into the heart of USA (the pentagon) then they would obviously want to cover it up. why is the hole so small ? Thats what she said. why is there no credible wreckage ( wings , engines etc) on the lawn outside ? Good gardeners how did an aircraft of that size perform a remarkable 270 degree manouvre just prior to crashing that has even the top test pilots gasping ? Those Al Qaeda guys are good flyers. was it actually a plane or was it a missile or bunker buster ? A plane
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 not bad for your first job jcn 25 but i don't think empty will be abandoning his new world bunker on the basis of those replies . he's on the phone now ordering another case of tesco own brand sardines in olive oil
ozleicester Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 who knows ? do any of us really exist or are we all non-existent figments of our own non-existent imaginations.? I think.... therefore... I am
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 not bad for your first job jcn 25 but i don't think empty will be abandoning his new world bunker on the basis of those replies . he's on the phone now ordering another case of tesco own brand sardines in olive oil sorry double post
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 I think.... therefore... I am i drink therefore i am drunk
Jackirius Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 not bad for your first job jcn 25 but i don't think empty will be abandoning his new world bunker on the basis of those replies . he's on the phone now ordering another case of tesco own brand sardines in olive oil I believe in The New World Order
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 New World Order is the biggest load of BS i have ever read. Who comes up with these things? :o that's fookin sacrilege , you better delete that quick before Empty sees it , or your application to be apprentice will be shredded for use in the new world order boghouse
Jackirius Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 :o that's fookin sacrilege , you better delete that quick before Empty sees it , or your application to be apprentice will be shredded for use in the new world order boghouse
Zingari Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 very nifty looks like you're the sort that can think on his feet , i won't let Empty know about this transgression
Jackirius Posted 30 October 2010 Posted 30 October 2010 very nifty looks like you're the sort that can think on his feet , i won't let Empty know about this transgression
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