Guest Bilo Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I went home with a girl with one like that once, it's wrong. My mate says it's the unformed part of a penis? I'll remember that next time I've got my tongue lodged between a bird's beef curtains.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Hard to fancy a bird with a fanny like a Wizards Sleeve !
Yojoe36 Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 F**k the titty bars. Go down a pub, or shag your best friends ex
Tielemans63 Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Google 'Blue waffle' - that'll put you off for life. You've been warned....
FoxyPV Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 All you need is to look at a beautiful cock to see which way you're inclined NSFW
jonthefox Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Google 'Blue waffle' - that'll put you off for life. You've been warned.... yep,but i still did it.
Tielemans63 Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 yep,but i still did it. Sorry about that fella, hope you'd had your dinner already.
believer Posted 21 October 2011 Author Posted 21 October 2011 I tried your advice and after watching some gay porn have decided that that's not for me either
Tielemans63 Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 I tried your advice and after watching some gay porn have decided that that's not for me either Er....if you're not into fellas or ladies (no pun intended), it might be best to leave it as you will almost certainly be breaking the law if you start shagging something else.
jonthefox Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 Ive probably missed this, but how old are you believer?.
Rincewind Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 It could be worse In a stage stunt that went horribly awry, a dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival had to be rushed to the hospital after his penis became stuck to a Hoover vacuum cleaner. The vacuum, a prop for the role actor Daniel Blackner was playing became attached to Blackner's member after the actor failed to allow glue that was used to repair a broken part dry properly. Blackner stated that being brought into the emergency room with the Hoover attached to him was "The most embarrassing moment" of his life. Luckily medical teams saw Blackner quickly and removed the vacuum; he is now recovering well and will return to acting soon.Continue reading at NowPublic.com: Brit Actor Gets Penis Stuck in Vacuum | NowPublic News Coverage http://www.nowpublic.com/brit-actor-gets-penis-stuck-vacuum#ixzz1bV6R32EN
flowwolf Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 I feel embarrassed to ask but what's a clitoris ? and does my wife have one ?
Rincewind Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 I feel embarrassed to ask but what's a clitoris ? and does my wife have one ? If you don't find it someone else may.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 22 October 2011 Posted 22 October 2011 I think the original poster must have too much time on his hands, and is just an idle ****er, to come up with a thread like this.. That's it! Maybe he's a potential IDOL ****er :dunno:
believer Posted 23 October 2011 Author Posted 23 October 2011 I think the original poster must have too much time on his hands, and is just an idle ****er, to come up with a thread like this.. That's it! Maybe he's a potential IDOL ****er :dunno: To be fair my friend if this problem continues it's going to be the only thing I have in my hands
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 23 October 2011 Posted 23 October 2011 On a more serious note, if the poster is not on a wind up, then I don't think he should worry overly. Many a bachelor has similar feelings, and are content to go through life as such. We are all different, in many ways, and your feelings are not unusual. Just get on with life, and enjoy the things you like doing.
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 23 October 2011 Posted 23 October 2011 On a more serious note, if the poster is not on a wind up, then I don't think he should worry overly. Many a bachelor has similar feelings, and are content to go through life as such. We are all different, in many ways, and your feelings are not unusual. Just get on with life, and enjoy the things you like doing. Yep very true . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . as they say any hole is a goal
Guest Bilo Posted 23 October 2011 Posted 23 October 2011 Yep very true . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . as they say any hole is a goal Unless it's a manhole.
acooling08 Posted 23 October 2011 Posted 23 October 2011 Head over to Derby and shag a sheep. See if that tickles your fancy.
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