MC Prussian Posted 20 October 2011 Posted 20 October 2011 I'm very much attracted to the female form - it's the content that is sometimes a bit debatable, though.
I am Rod Hull Posted 20 October 2011 Posted 20 October 2011 If i did go bent i`d go for a Dale Winton type other than a Michael Barrymore....
Vacamion Posted 20 October 2011 Posted 20 October 2011 If tumescence eludes you, try inserting half a bike wheel spoke into your japseye and twiddling it about. If that doesn't help, at least you get a trip to A & E.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 20 October 2011 Posted 20 October 2011 Perhaps you have an as yet unknown perversion. I suggest you google '2 girls 1 cup' or 'pain olympics'. Not my cup of tea but each to their own.
Lamby Posted 20 October 2011 Posted 20 October 2011 Best cure/experiment is to get drunk - all inhabitions go out the window and gay or not gay you'll certainly want to bang something Just not an animal or dead body, that'll be very hard to deny if seen whilst in action
The Doctor Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Just not an animal or dead body, that'll be very hard to deny if seen whilst in action necrophilia - dead girls don't say no.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 necrophilia - dead girls don't say no. But they haven't said yes either. One little fumble and he ends on the nonces wing of Leicester Prison as Necrophilliac Rapist. If the op is reading this and gets a stirring I suggest help should be urgently sought. Either that or get himself a job as an undertaker.
The Doctor Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 But they haven't said yes either. One little fumble and he ends on the nonces wing of Leicester Prison as Necrophilliac Rapist. If the op is reading this and gets a stirring I suggest help should be urgently sought. Either that or get himself a job as an undertaker. - grave rape.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Just get a few mates around and Dutch Rudder the Sh!t out of each other
flowwolf Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Try not to bash the Bishop to often. Just let it build up and very soon just like the Victorians you will be getting a stiffy just looking at table legs. Come to think of it I have been conkers deep with many a filly with legs that would look better on a table . Must admit though I have never got tired of looking at the old " Jack and Danny " and it feels like sticking you tadger in a maggot box without the sawdust. Yep come to think of it you DO need help.
Master Fox Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I'm pretty much in to anything that isn't my wife.
z-layrex Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 It's easy to get bored of porn tho if you watch too much, doesn't mean you're gay.
Zingari Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I thought there would be loads of pics of preeety laydees showing their varying shapely forms inserted in this thread to tempt the OP back into the fold
z-layrex Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I thought there would be loads of pics of preeety laydees showing their varying shapely forms inserted in this thread to tempt the OP back into the fold I'm doing the opposite.
AoWW Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I'm doing the opposite. I think your approach could well be helping the OP enormously. I suggest you keep it up.
Master Fox Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I'd let him give me fanny a good ol' pounding for sure.
acooling08 Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Go to a lapdancing club. Get a pair of tits right up in your face. If that doesn't stir the trouser snake then welcome out of the closet!
lavrentis Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Go to a lapdancing club. Get a pair of tits right up in your face. If that doesn't stir the trouser snake then welcome out of the closet! Honestly is it only me that doesn't find those sort of females attractive.
z-layrex Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Go to a lapdancing club. Get a pair of tits right up in your face. If that doesn't stir the trouser snake then welcome out of the closet! STD ridden skank tits actually don't turn a lot of men on believe it or not.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 I've never got even a semi in a strip club, and I'd describe myself as 'regular.' Always been too wasted to function. You don't get your money's worth wearing jeans anyway. If I went sober and wearing trackies, then Christ on a bike I'd be quivering.
Guest Bilo Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Go to a lapdancing club. Get a pair of tits right up in your face. If that doesn't stir the trouser snake then welcome out of the closet! Bollocks. I went to a strip club and had a bird dancing in front of me who had a face like a slapped arse. That wasn't the worst part. Oh no, my son. I looked down when she took her kecks off and there it was. Her clit. Hanging down like a little punchbag. Put me right off it did. Couldn't even wank over it when I got home. I didn't fancy a kebab much afterwards either.
acooling08 Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Bollocks. I went to a strip club and had a bird dancing in front of me who had a face like a slapped arse. That wasn't the worst part. Oh no, my son. I looked down when she took her kecks off and there it was. Her clit. Hanging down like a little punchbag. Put me right off it did. Couldn't even wank over it when I got home. I didn't fancy a kebab much afterwards either.
Corky Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Bollocks. I went to a strip club and had a bird dancing in front of me who had a face like a slapped arse. And an arse like a slapped face.
z-layrex Posted 21 October 2011 Posted 21 October 2011 Bollocks. I went to a strip club and had a bird dancing in front of me who had a face like a slapped arse. That wasn't the worst part. Oh no, my son. I looked down when she took her kecks off and there it was. Her clit. Hanging down like a little punchbag. Put me right off it did. Couldn't even wank over it when I got home. I didn't fancy a kebab much afterwards either. I went home with a girl with one like that once, it's wrong. My mate says it's the unformed part of a penis?
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