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Weller in Tights

BEST WIFE IN THE WORLD!

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Posted

My wife hates football

But because I have a bad leg at the moment she has volunteered to drive me and our two boys down to the Watford game tonight.

She is even coming in to watch the game!!!!!!!

Now that is true love on Valentines Day.

:scarf::):scarf::):scarf:

Surely too good to be true? Must be an ulterior motive!

Posted

Sounds like she's trying to get you into bed.

Either that or she'll be reminding your of her present benevolence when your next credit card bill arrives.

"Oh so it's the sex you wanted all along was it, I see, well I'm not falling for that one you manipulative bitch.

Wait, hang on a minute....

Posted

That's nice of her, just a shame it's Watford.

Watford's a shit hole I want to go home, will be sung then your wife may be having second thoughts from that moment.

Make sure you hold her hand aswell, going up and down them steps at Vicarage Road is a nightmare, three people tripped when I went there two season's ago.

Posted

My wife hates football

But because I have a bad leg at the moment she has volunteered to drive me and our two boys down to the Watford game tonight.

She is even coming in to watch the game!!!!!!!

Now that is true love on Valentines Day.

:scarf::):scarf::):scarf:

Talk about "taking one for the club," that's one special lady you've got there. The club should offer her a complimentary ticket for two to The Birch's big do or something similar!

Posted

Why, in the name of God, did my post on this thread get deleted?

In response to the OP saying his sister's boyfriend was Ash Chambers, I replied by saying something like "Seem to recall he wasn't too shoddy on FIFA 10".

If that's now deletable content then the mods can go **** a group of educationally-challenged donkeys.

If it was just a technical fault and the internet itself is to blame, then I apologise profusely.

Posted

Why, in the name of God, did my post on this thread get deleted?

In response to the OP saying his sister's boyfriend was Ash Chambers, I replied by saying something like "Seem to recall he wasn't too shoddy on FIFA 10".

If that's now deletable content then the mods can go **** a group of educationally-challenged donkeys.

If it was just a technical fault and the internet itself is to blame, then I apologise profusely.

It's a conspiracy! They are in cahoots with the FA.

Guest Col city fan
Posted

Why, in the name of God, did my post on this thread get deleted?

In response to the OP saying his sister's boyfriend was Ash Chambers, I replied by saying something like "Seem to recall he wasn't too shoddy on FIFA 10".

If that's now deletable content then the mods can go **** a group of educationally-challenged donkeys.

If it was just a technical fault and the internet itself is to blame, then I apologise profusely.

I wasn't the OP mate

And your comment was not taken in any bad way whatsoever.

I'm sure Ashley would be happy with your comment.

Posted

I wasn't the OP mate

And your comment was not taken in any bad way whatsoever.

I'm sure Ashley would be happy that he's on Fifa 10.

Sorry, yeah I meant Col City (though actually wasn't trying to implicate you or the OP! lol).

I definitely successfully posted the comment but it was through my phone so the possibility that it was a technical cock-up is quite strong...

It's a conspiracy! They are in cahoots with the FA.

That's what I immediately thought, but thought I'd best ask for an explanation before making any assumptions...

Posted

Why, in the name of God, did my post on this thread get deleted?

In response to the OP saying his sister's boyfriend was Ash Chambers, I replied by saying something like "Seem to recall he wasn't too shoddy on FIFA 10".

If that's now deletable content then the mods can go **** a group of educationally-challenged donkeys.

If it was just a technical fault and the internet itself is to blame, then I apologise profusely.

You do realise the post you're referring to is still happily languishing on page 1 of this thread, don't you? :rolleyes:

But, yeah, that's fine... blame the mods for deleting it. :banghead::@

Posted

You do realise the post you're referring to is still happily languishing on page 1 of this thread, don't you? :rolleyes:

But, yeah, that's fine... blame the mods for deleting it. :banghead::@

:facepalm: My profuse apologies, I'm pretty sure my laptop didn't show it last night but it's definitely there this morning. I had had quite a few beers and wines so it was probably me. And to be fair, I did offer my apologies in the first place if it hadn't been deleted by a mod...

Forgive me? :flowers:

Posted

Hmmph, as if I'm going to be won over that easily with just a bunch of flowers. *sulks*

Posted

Alright, I could:

:banana: do a dance for you

:scarf: buy you one of those silk scarves that's back in fashion

:englandsmile4wf: buy you a big England flag to put in your window for the Euros

:beer: get you a Guiness

:fishing: catch a fish for your dinner

:trumpet: write and perform to you your own tune on the trumpet

What'll it be?

Posted

Hmm, ok - I'll go for the trumpet option. And you're forgiven... just don't do it again! :P

Posted

You do realise the post you're referring to is still happily languishing on page 1 of this thread, don't you? :rolleyes:

But, yeah, that's fine... blame the mods for deleting it. :banghead::@

Tell me about it sister.

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