DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 I drink a fair amount of water, but use bottled for that purpose, as the taste from the taps in my region is disgusting.
Houdini Logic Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 been doing that for years it's supposed to be good for the rhododendrons It's also good for keeping away foxes, so if anyone has chickens then urinate around their pen. Or if you want to save money, save water and also amuse yourself, then just urinate on the chickens...
Daggers Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 It's also good for keeping away foxes, so if anyone has chickens then urinate around their pen. Or if you want to save money, save water and also amuse yourself, then just urinate on the chickens... You sure? I know that the scent of dog urine is a good way of keeping them clear but I've never heard that my piss would work.
jonlcfc1990 Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 You sure? I know that the scent of dog urine is a good way of keeping them clear but I've never heard that my piss would work. Now a Pissing thread is certainly worth reading finally this is getting interesting
Captain... Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 You sure? I know that the scent of dog urine is a good way of keeping them clear but I've never heard that my piss would work. I have heard Lion piss works the best, farmers have been known to buy it apparently animals can tell the size of the animal and what it eats by the smell of it's pee, so vegetarian widdle might not work, if you are not sure on the benefits of pee check this website out, although no mention of human pee, but then who is going to buy human piss: http://www.predatorpee.com/ It also has a handy chart to find out what pee work best for your problem, and a guide on how they collect the Pee: http://www.predatorp...-collection.htm All in all the most informative and least erotic website on pee I have visited today. Edit: an article about how to apply human wee wee to the garden: http://www.ehow.com/...-repellent.html Don't forget to wash your hands. Edit Edit: Apparently it is a great fertiliser too, full of nitrogen, but it doesn't class as an organic product under EU ruling, so if you want to sell your veggies as organic, don't piss on them.
Daggers Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 I have heard Lion piss works the best Now I call 'bollocks'. How the flip does a fox know what the animal which created lion piss looks like? For all a fox knows it could be the size of a mouse and sucks plums for a living - a bit like Ultra but far, far smaller. Only that would be more scary than Ultra I grant you. Apropos of nothing, I know that in the World of Faeces (now there's an out of town chain that is crying out to be launched on the Dragon's Den) fox crap is my mutt's absolute favourite to roll in.
The Doctor Posted 21 February 2012 Posted 21 February 2012 Now I call 'bollocks'. How the flip does a fox know what the animal which created lion piss looks like? For all a fox knows it could be the size of a mouse and sucks plums for a living - a bit like Ultra but far, far smaller. Only that would be more scary than Ultra I grant you. Apropos of nothing, I know that in the World of Faeces (now there's an out of town chain that is crying out to be launched on the Dragon's Den) fox crap is my mutt's absolute favourite to roll in. lol Anyway, I blame Gordon Brown - everything bad is still his fault right Mr Cameron?
Captain... Posted 22 February 2012 Posted 22 February 2012 Now I call 'bollocks'. How the flip does a fox know what the animal which created lion piss looks like? For all a fox knows it could be the size of a mouse and sucks plums for a living - a bit like Ultra but far, far smaller. Only that would be more scary than Ultra I grant you. Apropos of nothing, I know that in the World of Faeces (now there's an out of town chain that is crying out to be launched on the Dragon's Den) fox crap is my mutt's absolute favourite to roll in. It can tell by the smell what has been eaten by the animal, so it can tell if it is a predator or not. I am not sure how it can tell if it is a bigger animal, maybe by the height it gets up the wall, or the size of the big steaming turd coiled off next to it.
Zingari Posted 22 February 2012 Posted 22 February 2012 It can tell by the smell what has been eaten by the animal, so it can tell if it is a predator or not. I am not sure how it can tell if it is a bigger animal, maybe by the height it gets up the wall, or the size of the big steaming turn coiled off next to it. maybe just the volume of the piss is a clue
Steven Posted 22 February 2012 Posted 22 February 2012 if you're going to drink all that lager - the average toilet flush uses 8 litres of water..........best start peeing in the garden If it is brown it is down, if it is yellow it is mellow.
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