davieG Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 When I were a lad (yeh, yeh!) no self respecting guy about town would leave home for a night on the town without the 3 'Cs' Cash & Comb and Condom. What do you take with you on a night out?
Guest MattP Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Just substitute the comb for cocaine and take out the condom.
Fox92 Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Hate it when girls take camera's out. Can't have a pint, or a dance, without them flashing the camera in my face.
Haydos Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Wallet, Keys, Phone. Pretty sure that's staple for 95% of blokes.
Leicester_Numan Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Cash, keys, phone, darts depending on where i'm going, baccy tin, papers and lighter
BoneDog Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Cash, comb and shank. Yellow pages taped round midriff. That's reminded me, I had one of those flick-knife combs back in the late 80's! Stylish! Just joking about the shank, I haven't gone out armed for a couple of years. Not since I got thrashed with my own spring cosh.
Nationwider Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 My wallet containing, amongst other things, a signed photograph of Ruth Madoc, some money and several out-of-date Tesco vouchers for items such as Kenco coffee and fig rolls. An empty pocket not containing my phone left forgotten, on charge next to the toaster in the kitchen. All my keys, except for the car key and the key to the backdoor of a house I used to live in that now resides, limpet-like and irremovable, next to said car key on a rather thick, metal key-ring.
I am Rod Hull Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Cash, comb and shank. Yellow pages taped round midriff. That's reminded me, I had one of those flick-knife combs back in the late 80's! Stylish! Just joking about the shank, I haven't gone out armed for a couple of years. Not since I got thrashed with my own spring cosh. Late 80`s? I was looking cool and hard with one back in 82 Made popular by the movie "Grease" and readily available from my local joke shop and crappy market stalls
StanSP Posted 30 May 2012 Posted 30 May 2012 Testicles, spectacles, wallet and watch. But really - keys, phone and money.
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