No 4 faults for a refusal...typical derby...

[THEFATBASTARD]

http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Ilkeston-man-charged-having-sex-horse/story-16904127-detail/story.html

Not surprised...

[1884Fox]

What. The. Fvck?

[I am Rod Hull]

A definite case of foal play....

[AKCJ]

The sheep was on the blob.

[MikeyT]

[The Year Of The Fox]

Only in Derby

[Guest Bilo]

I heard that the horse kicked him in the balls when he walked up behind him.

Apparently his condition is stable.

[Webbo]

The bloke's had a mare.

[Guest Bilo]

So long as the horse is OK, that's the mane thing.

[Benji]

Did the neighbours watch?

[Guest Bilo]

Apparently they watched from their hoof.

[Guest BlueBrett]

I'm finding it hard to grasp the mechanics of this incident. A horse's arse would be more at the height of my chest or even face than the region necessary to **** it. Must have been a giant of a man or a very small horse.

[Webbo]

I'm finding it hard to grasp the mechanics of this incident. A horse's arse would be more at the height of my chest or even face than the region necessary to **** it. Must have been a giant of a man or a very small horse.

Maybe he just tongued it?

[Guest BlueBrett]

Maybe he just tongued it?

Perhaps. But that doesn't really constitute sex. I can't imagine he was able to persuade the horse to sit on it

[Webbo]

Perhaps. But that doesn't really constitute sex.

It's called foreplay, he was a very considerate lover.

[pSinatra]

Will he be getting a prison sentence? I doubt he'll be inside furlong

[Guest Bilo]

I'm finding it hard to grasp the mechanics of this incident. A horse's arse would be more at the height of my chest or even face than the region necessary to **** it. Must have been a giant of a man or a very small horse.

[AdamN]

Or even..

[THEFATBASTARD]

apperently he went each way..

[Ilkeston_Fox]

Well guys, it's been nice knowing you. I might be going away for a little while.......

[Captain...]

Is anyone else confused by the thread title?

[THEFATBASTARD]

Is anyone else confused by the thread title?

right...thats the penalty a horse gets for refusing to jump a fence in show jumping..so this horse didn't refuse a jump...

[THEFATBASTARD]

Well guys, it's been nice knowing you. I might be going away for a little while.......

Look.. as long as you used plenty of lube, no harm no foul...(and I don't mean chickens)...

[Captain...]

right...thats the penalty a horse gets for refusing to jump a fence in show jumping..so this horse didn't refuse a jump...

Ah now I get it very clever, too clever for me at this time on a Saturday. So what fault is it for tossing off a rider?

[Ilkeston_Fox]

That's where I cum in....