Mark Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs... So I said "Do you want a game of darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts", he said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "Your closest"... My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds. So, I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegars got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions"....
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs...So I said "Do you want a game of darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts", he said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "Your closest"... My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds. So, I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegars got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".... 141194[/snapback] You gotta love Tommy Cooper
Katy Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 Sorry but I couldnt stand him 141240[/snapback] 141242[/snapback] Thanks for that but I still dont like him
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 Sorry but I couldnt stand him 141240[/snapback] 141242[/snapback] Thanks for that but I still dont like him 141260[/snapback] You're opinion's wrong I'm afraid
Katy Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 Sorry but I couldnt stand him 141240[/snapback] 141242[/snapback] Thanks for that but I still dont like him 141260[/snapback] You're opinion's wrong I'm afraid 141267[/snapback] Dont be afraid Alex!
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 ,Jul 20 2005, 7:11 PM] Sorry but I couldnt stand him 141240[/snapback] 141242[/snapback] Thanks for that but I still dont like him 141260[/snapback] You're opinion's wrong I'm afraid 141267[/snapback] Dont be afraid Alex! 141270[/snapback] B)
Babylon Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 So, I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegars got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".... 141194[/snapback]
stez Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs...So I said "Do you want a game of darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts", he said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "Your closest"... My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds. So, I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegars got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".... 141194[/snapback] yes they're funny, but thats because it's missing all huh-huh's
Hitesh Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 Im not a great fan of his really. I just dont laugh that much to his jokes.
Deathside Posted 20 July 2005 Posted 20 July 2005 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs...So I said "Do you want a game of darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts", he said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "Your closest"... My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds. So, I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegars got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".... 141194[/snapback] And there's more: A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
Fez of Mahrez Posted 21 July 2005 Posted 21 July 2005 A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Ricey Posted 21 July 2005 Posted 21 July 2005 I love Tommy Cooper I don't think you can get away with his kind of comedy nowdays.
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