There is a trail of ants...

[flowwolf]

I'd be in a dilemma.

I wouldn't know whether to grill them on a medium heat and serve with dauphinois and green beans or to pan fry on a high temperature until crisp on the outside yet soft in the middle, season to taste and accompany with thrice cooked chips and asparagus tips.

Do not pass Go , do not collect £200 go straight to HELL.

Or as Adam said " don't tread on an Ant he's done nothing to you"

[sphericalfox]

Say no fooking more peoples! Stampy! Stampy! Stamp!

[The Year Of The Fox]

WTF is this all about?

WTF is this all about?

Just another unfunny thread the mods won't delete, yet they delete ones concerning possibly inside info in the lcfc section.

id ignore this thread but its pretty hard to do so when it keeps fkin poppin up

[MC Prussian]

I'd either suggest them to found an ants self-help group or offer to build an underground ant tunnel so they can get to the other side unharmed.

On both occasions, I'd demand some kind of monetary compensation from our multiple-legged friends, though.

Advice don't come cheap these days, you know.

[sphericalfox]

Just another unfunny thread the mods won't delete, yet they delete ones concerning possibly inside info in the lcfc section.

id ignore this thread but its pretty hard to do so when it keeps fkin poppin up

Yeah we're talking about fighting the ants stu, this should be reet up your street.

[MC Prussian]

Alternatively, you could send them to the Alien Ant Farm for some dancing lessons:

[Zingari]

It would be treasonous to step on them

They're all direct descendants of the queen !!

[The Year Of The Fox]

Yeah we're talking about fighting the ants stu, this should be reet up your street.

snorin ell

[sphericalfox]

snorin ell

exactly

keep your eye about for these ones though stu. They are ones to stamp on:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3542574/Invasive-foreign-ant-could-be-heading-to-Britain.html

[ithuriel]

He just doesANT get it does he :xmasohmy:

[The Year Of The Fox]

exactly

keep your eye about for these ones though stu. They are ones to stamp on:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/3542574/Invasive-foreign-ant-could-be-heading-to-Britain.html

bastards taking our english ants' jobs

[Guest]

"Try" How hard can it be to step over a line of ants?

[Parafox]

I'd sing 'em a song

But they'd have to do the music

[flowwolf]

Speaking of Ants did anyone see that fvcking idiot Adam Ant on jools holland last night ? bloody pathetic. Now that really is someone who needs stamping on.