ozleicester Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Lets imagine you are walking to the game, as you walk down the street filled with hope of another city win. You spot up ahead a trail of ants traversing the footpath, as you approach do you, step on them, deliberately change your stride to avoid them, or pay them no attention,?... "you decide".
Rincewind Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I would be looking straight ahead not down so would not be on the lookout for ants. I would be on the lookout more for cars as I am crossing a road as cars can do a lot more damage if they hit you than an ant can.
Zingari Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I'd walk in the opposite direction because they are probably heading towards Bernie for lunch .
Rincewind Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 If it was a trail of elephants I'd think I had taken the wrong turning en-route.
Larry_LCFC Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 If it was a trail of elephants I'd think I had taken the wrong turning en-route. You would think you were in the City Ground.
Manwell Pablo Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 That's it, I think he's finally lost it.
21st Century Fox Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Are they performing an outdoor concert with Adam on said footpath? If so yes I would step on them I can't stand 80's New Wave.
Zingari Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Something makes me think this is just the first in a series of questions designed to make us re-examine out moral outlook :xmassmile:
I am Rod Hull Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I`d step over them, but if it were green flavoured jelly on the floor i`d get down on my hands and knees and slurp it all up like an aardvark.
Woollett's Wellies Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I would approach them to see if they were amenable to forming themselves into an 'ant skateboard'. I would then step onto said vehicle and be transported to the ground. Yes. I am a lazy bastard.
purpleronnie Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 What if was a trail of Decs ? I could do with a new record player.
BoneDog Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I'd avoid them and let them get on with it. Defo wouldn't do a moonwalk or oat on them. Not as common a sight as snails 'n' slugs though. I have a 'mare getting to the shop and back in the rain because loads of snails and slugs come out onto the paths. Don't like treading on them so must look a reet twot changing direction mid-stride every four steps. I would be looking straight ahead not down so would not be on the lookout for ants. Always keep one eye downwards Ken. Nothing worse than a dogshit surprise.
I am Rod Hull Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 When I was a kid my mates and I used to get a dozen or so black ants in a match box, lob them in a red ant nest and re-enact the battle of Rorke`s Drift. It was a bit one sided because we used to arm the red ants with Martini Henry rifles.
kingfox Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Well I so happen to have ant killer in my pocket whenever I go out, so I use that when I come across a trail of ants. The white powder which comes out looks like cocaine, and as i'm walking sometimes I like to sniff it, sometimes I think it's better than glue.
Danizen Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 mmmm ant burgers. You've been to that burger boat as well, then?
skinnydipper Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Not more tosh from our militant vegetable!
The Doctor Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Kill the bastards, they might end up stealing someone's pie from a picnic.
GLC Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 I'd set up a little sign so people were aware of the ants :xmasbiggrin: :xmastongue:
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