There is a trail of ants...

[Manwell Pablo]

Kill the bastards, they might end up stealing someone's pie from a picnic.

They said that about blacks and women once.

[The Doctor]

They said that about blacks and women once.

I don't think they said it about women - the women were the ones who made the pie.

[Zingari]

Not all black men were pie thieves .

Only the Pukkastanis

[skinnydipper]

And the Afginsterstanis.

[ithuriel]

Alls well that ants well.

[Zingari]

And the Afginsterstanis.

OH yes them an' all , forgot about them .

And of course there were the Tartars

[GLC]

Don't forget all the mueslims in the world

[Zingari]

Yes and we mustn't forget about those light fingered Camacaroons

[GLC]

Mangolian's?

Currya?

[Zingari]

I think we ought not forget the notorious and ruthless yorkshire pudding thieves of

Guinea -Aunt Bessau

[Trav Le Bleu]

Are they killer army ants?

Important detail.

[ithuriel]

They are SandAnts, they march in single file to hide their numbers and those blast marks are too,.....oh wait going all Lucasy there

[Trav Le Bleu]

They are SandAnts, they march in single file to hide their numbers and those blast marks are too,.....oh wait going all Lucasy there

too accurate? and then later on they couldn't hit a barn door?

[FoxesAreBlue]

WTF is this all about?

[The Doctor]

WTF is this all about?

Oz has tired of just being irritatingly preachy on one thread, and has expanded his operation.

[21st Century Fox]

[flowwolf]

As a devout Buddhist my love for all creatures knows no bounds. All true buddhists are aware that they coud do harm to small creatures such as Ants and so always look down when walking. If indeed we do come across a well organised party of Ants on a route march we simply get out our snap together portable plywood bridge and place it over the column. Hey presto no one dies and your soul stays clean.

Anyone wishing to save those beautiful little creatures ( and your soul ) from being stamped on to oblivion can purchace the folding portable bridge device at . www.accessories for Buddists .com. At £58. 50p they dont come cheap but then again do you want to spend eternity in torment ?

[Alexikokopops]

If ants formed a delicious steak which I got to eat after I stepped on them then I'd be all over that shit. As it stands I try to avoid stepping on them while I wait for them to evolve into the steak state.

[Fox92]

Strange poll

I'd try and step over them I suppose. Ants are little buggers in summer though.

[Danno]

I'd put them in my pocket and talk to them.

[skinnydipper]

I'd be in a dilemma.

I wouldn't know whether to grill them on a medium heat and serve with dauphinois and green beans or to pan fry on a high temperature until crisp on the outside yet soft in the middle, season to taste and accompany with thrice cooked chips and asparagus tips.

[The Doctor]

Balls to cooking them, everyone knows you encase them in chocolate: http://www.food.com/recipe/chocolate-covered-ants-16438

[Zingari]

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam

I couldn't be fonder of my big home

The bees are buzzin' in the tree

To make some honey just for me

When you look under the rocks and plants

And take a glance at the fancy ants

Then maybe try a few

you mean eat ants ?

[Mark_w]

Oz, for this poll to mean anything you need to find out how many people would try to tread on a person laying in the middle of the street.

[The Doctor]

Oz, for this poll to mean anything you need to find out how many people would try to tread on a person laying in the middle of the street.

Fuck treading on them, I'd go fetch the car.