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Did i tell you(yes at least 50 times)the builder in that clip is my mate,have a look on youtube under "lucky bag office vibrator" thats a sample of his work.im a bit thick and wont subject myself to ridicule for mucking it up.Trying to insert the clip. Let me know what you think?Good or bad?

Not bad lol

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Alan is bored in his hotel room so decides to phone his son.....

"Hello, I'd like to speak to Fernando Partridge please. It's his Father................Ah hello, who's she, is she your latest err.................ahh right...............you both sound exhausted, have you been running?...............Erm, no I was just wondering if you wanted to go for a drink.................Fernando you're 22 years old and you're spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life..................it's a beautiful day, take her out to a local fort or a Victorian folly...............yeah, of course but............look your Mum and I, believe me, we did it everywhere....in the lounge.....in the hall.....behind a large boulder on Helvellyn for my birthday......I remember I left a tartan flask up there, yeah, one of those very fragile ones with a screw on cup, stroke, cap. These days they are much more resilient. They took the technology from NASA basically, which is extraordinary, modern flasks today are directly linked with the Appollo 11 space mission............................Hello?"

Did i tell you(yes at least 50 times)the builder in that clip is my mate,have a look on youtube under "lucky bag office vibrator" thats a sample of his work.im a bit thick and wont subject myself to ridicule for mucking it up.Trying to insert the clip. Let me know what you think?Good or bad?

Your mates got a good face for comedy I think. Even when he's trying to be serious he makes me laugh like on that vid where he puts on the serious face while he's looking at the guy giving the talk lol

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