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Classic Partridge quotes

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Watched series one last night, was crying throughout but one moment about pushed me over the edge:

*Alan buys a rose for Gill at the hotel's Valentine's Dinner*

Gill: Aww, thank you Alan.

Alan: Keep it, keep it. You can just owe me a gift of similar value. Pint of bitter or a big marker pen.

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Alan: "Lynn, the anniversary of a dead mum is always a tough one. But... I'm up against it with this James Bondathon, so if you could limit your mourning...*

(Switches to fake Nazi voice)

"to no more than ten minuts."

Alan: "I'm trying to lighten the mood with a Nazi voice."

Lynn: "You don't need to lighten the mood, Alan. I'm not down."

Alan: "You got ten minutes. Go give it to her."

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Currently doing the Bondathon that Alan planned to do, 2/3 episodes a week up to 8th now... We make sure we do the "let's watch the best film, ever made" line before every one.

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is anyone smart enough and kind enough to rip the mid morning shorts from youtube, as fosters have banned them outside of UK?

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Alan: "There's only one fairy in here..."

Sidekick Simon:"... yeah, I'm looking right at it."

Alan: "Ey, you cheeky tit...!!!

(Embarrassing moment of silence)

This is great banter, it really is."

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is anyone smart enough and kind enough to rip the mid morning shorts from youtube, as fosters have banned them outside of UK?

well, someone, anyone.... roger, roger, roger, roger....ROGER!!!!!

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I don't know if you've already seen it, but the first episode's available via dailymotion.com. I can watch it, I just hope Norway's not that bad in terms of censorship:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfjac2_alan-partridge-s-mid-morning-matters-episode-1_fun

good man.

daily motion don't seem to give a fvck...

:)

  • 1 month later...
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Builder "Can you not put your foot on that?"

Alan "I wasn't going to, I was just gonna do a Cockney walk."

Did i tell you(yes at least 50 times)the builder in that clip is my mate,have a look on youtube under "lucky bag office vibrator" thats a sample of his work.im a bit thick and wont subject myself to ridicule for mucking it up.Trying to insert the clip. Let me know what you think?Good or bad?

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