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Alan: ’ello ‘ello ‘ello.

Dave: Yeah, I think you’re splitting hairs a little bit there, Alan –

Alan: Sorry, “splidding”?

Dave: Yeah, splitting, you know.

Alan: Sorry, it’s difficult to understand you when you say “splidding”, because I know in real life you say “splitting”. It’s interesting, the way you substitute a ‘d’ for a ‘t’ when you’re broadcasting. If you ask me, it’s the behaviour of a ‘dosser’.

Dave: A ‘dosser’?

Alan: Yes. A ‘dosser’ and a ‘dwad’.

Dave: Alan Partridge, there –

Alan: There’s others, aren’t there? There’s ‘didhead’, ‘dalendless shid’, and if the rumours are to be believed, you’re back on the ‘boddle’.

Dave: Er, this is ‘Einstein a Go-Go’.

Alan: ‘Gid’. That’s ‘git’.

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We're having a ho-down. I'm down, bu, but I'm not a ho.

Coffee machines are the future, Lynn. Kettles are saaaaaaaaaad.

lol! On of the very best. The face he pulls when he gets up too!

"What do I owe you?"

"just a small donation to the chuch.."

"20 do?"

"I Said 30"

"30?"

"Thats very generous"

"I've been ambushed."

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Thanks for that always good to see some new Partridge, he looks 20yrs younger than he was in the last series!

Are these Fosters things every week do you know?

Yeah it's weekly and I think there are 12 episodes all together.

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As a huge fan I was very skeptical about this new Internet series BUT thought it was excellent, had me laughing the whole way through and Coogan used so many of the lines and delivery techniques that made Partidge brilliant in the 1st place.

Very enjoyable, hope it continues this good.

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