Guest BlueBrett Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Everybody's favourite night of the week begins in about an hour's time. How do you intend to celebrate? Me, I'm keeping it simple. Dinner, Pub and back to my mate's house to pass a peace pipe. Classic.
Tom17LCFC Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Recover from a hangover, eat a load of shit, waste money on some pointless bets and have an early night because I'm knackered, lovely.
Carl the Llama Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Recover from a hangover, eat a load of shit, waste money on some pointless bets and have an early night because I'm knackered, lovely. I never realised you were one of the resident gays. Gonna head to town, probs catch the end of the Watford-Palace match along with €1 beers and then move on somewhere more pricey. Chuck in the odd spliff between pints and you have the recipe for a standard night in Brussels.
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Home. Play with the boy, feed the boy, bath the boy, but the boy to bed. Drink cherry cocktails (go ahead and judge me, I've given up beer) 50ml gin, 75ml cherry brandy, 75 ml soda, squeeze of half a lemon & garnish with cherries and lemons. (If you need it a little sweeter, add sloe gin or grenadine - or substitute the soda for lemonade) Try it and then slag me off!
Tom17LCFC Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 I never realised you were one of the resident gays. Gonna head to town, probs catch the end of the Watford-Palace match along with €1 beers and then move on somewhere more pricey. Chuck in the odd spliff between pints and you have the recipe for a standard night in Brussels.
Haydos Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Mates over the flat, beers, Hospitality d&b night in Sheff, try and somehow recover for my Rugby match tomorrow lunch time.
FurtiveFox Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Not exactly a civilised lot are you? Don't tell me. Off to the working mens club for a game of arrows and cheap beer on Sunday?
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Depending on how this horse gets on in the 5.30, I might even try the good lady and I to a chinese.
Guest Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Everybody's favourite night of the week begins in about an hour's time. How do you intend to celebrate? Me, I'm keeping it simple. Dinner, Pub and back to my mate's house to pass a peace pipe. Classic. Is that a euphemism? Recover from a hangover, eat a load of shit, waste money on some pointless bets and have an early night because I'm knackered, lovely. El Empty says that causes HIV, be careful. Home. Play with the boy, feed the boy, bath the boy, but the boy to bed. Drink cherry cocktails (go ahead and judge me, I've given up beer) 50ml gin, 75ml cherry brandy, 75 ml soda, squeeze of half a lemon & garnish with cherries and lemons. (If you need it a little sweeter, add sloe gin or grenadine - or substitute the soda for lemonade) Try it and then slag me off! Seeing as you never make mistakes with your keyboard - you know the .....in front of you, could you clarify if this is paedophilia or simply child abuse?
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 God this place has been dull today. And this is a particularly dull Friday thread. There aren't even any pictures of Ian Marshall.
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Seeing as you never make mistakes with your keyboard - you know the .....in front of you, could you clarify if this is paedophilia or simply child abuse? Oh, I do make mistakes. Consider me a teacher/coach - do as I say, not as I do... And as for your question, its called parenting. Its what us 'poor' folk who can't afford to pay other people to look after our children do!
Guest BlueBrett Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Home. Play with the boy, feed the boy, bath the boy, but the boy to bed. Drink cherry cocktails (go ahead and judge me, I've given up beer) 50ml gin, 75ml cherry brandy, 75 ml soda, squeeze of half a lemon & garnish with cherries and lemons. (If you need it a little sweeter, add sloe gin or grenadine - or substitute the soda for lemonade) Try it and then slag me off! Sounds like it wouldn't taste too bad but no surprise it's a stay at home drink. You'd look a right princess drinking it. Is that a euphemism? NO it is literally a pipe that I smoke and then feel all peaceful
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 BB - I look a right nob drinking it - out of a martini glass as well. In fact, sod it, tonight is a martini night. I even have some budget olives.
The Doctor Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Might go down the pub (I have some posters to put up advertising a musical I'm in anyway), otherwise I'll sit in with a whisky and a book.
Finnegan Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Did you know that Steve Agnew is Jordan Rhodes' uncle and is currently Steve Bruce's assistant manager? I didn't.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 n fact, sod it, tonight is a martini night. I even have some budget olives. The ones that come in a jar with some vinegary preserve? My mum gets those. One of the main reasons I felt I had to move out actually
Guest BlueBrett Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Did you know that Steve Agnew is Jordan Rhodes' uncle and is currently Steve Bruce's assistant manager? I didn't. Neither did I but that is genuinely fascinating. All the pub talk later will seem a massive anti-climax after hearing that
Manwell Pablo Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Ah Agnew. A little better. Where's David Oldfield these days. He was a bit toss wasn't he?
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 [/size] The ones that come in a jar with some vinegary preserve? My mum gets those. One of the main reasons I felt I had to move out actually Those exact ones. We had a so-called 'gathering' recently - Why when you get to a certain age can it not be a night-in with friends or a party or whatever, it has to be a gathering?- Anyway we had this so-called 'gathering' if indeed it can so be called (which I think we can now all agree, for the sake of this anecdote, that it can) and as is always the case you just want a few beers, wines, cocktails, mocktails whatever and your friends understand this. Friends' other halves though start complicating it by getting in touch asking to bring a dessert (I wasn't providing food), nibbles (err - ok, but I hate the term nibbles - does anyone actually nibble them? I might start) or flowers or whatever. Its not acceptable to say 'seriously, if you want to bring something, bring a bottle of gin or some nice bottles of real ale or probably just anything other than..... ) So someone brought a jar of olives. They are the supermarket budget ones. The label has long since disappeared after being soaked in whatever dubious fluid its in, but its sort or briney, vinegary and a bit too sweet also - I have no idea. I also got some cornichons in brine out of it. They are better, but not good in cocktails. These olives are barely paletable. They will in fact ruin my martini, but when looking at my martini, in its cheap, grubby, martini glass, with ice I've made myself and a cr ap tasting olive floating in the top, whilst staring at the stained carpet and falling-to-bits Ikea furniture around me, I can't help but feel that I've made it. (through another week at least) Cheers all.
Guest Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Oh, I do make mistakes. Consider me a teacher/coach - do as I say, not as I do... I would NEVER think of you as a coach or a teacher, more like a ****. Good luck with that. I think you had better hope you are the 1 in 100 who is actually funnier when drunk
Langston Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Home. Play with the boy, feed the boy, bath the boy, but the boy to bed. Drink cherry cocktails (go ahead and judge me, I've given up beer) 50ml gin, 75ml cherry brandy, 75 ml soda, squeeze of half a lemon & garnish with cherries and lemons. (If you need it a little sweeter, add sloe gin or grenadine - or substitute the soda for lemonade) Try it and then slag me off! My old man used to travel a lot, went to Singapore a while back (70s/80s) and ended up getting leathered on Singapore Slings. He makes a mean one now, they're bloody lovely but lethal with it.
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 My old man used to travel a lot, went to Singapore a while back (70s/80s) and ended up getting leathered on Singapore Slings. He makes a mean one now, they're bloody lovely but lethal with it. Yeah, I think thats sort of what I'm getting at, although I've probably bastardised it a bit if there's an ingredient I don't have. I pride myself on my martini. You're not dealing with a lot of ingredients and the quantities are pretty straightforward by eye, but I reckon I've nailed them.
Leicester Piggott Posted 8 February 2013 Posted 8 February 2013 Could be a slight change of plan, anyway, not that anyone cares but my printer has been by about 10 minutes ago and delivered a cracking bottle of port and a nice bottle of brandy. Who'd be a crime not to mix them tonight, right? Does anyone drink port and brandy any more? Some youngsters drink port and lemonade again now don't they? Or port and WKD blue? Heathens.
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