kingfox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 After the John Pantsil revelations, and some others mentioned we can officially just about make a Leicester City criminal 11, didn't know we have had so many players getting themselves in the shit. Manager - David Pleat(Out with Russell) GK - Russell Hoult(Kerb Crawling) RB - John Pantsil(Stabbing) CB - Zak Whitbread(Speeding Offences) CB - LB - Joe Mattock(Woman Beater) RM - Anthony Knockaert(Phone Breaker) CM - Jamie Lawrence(Bank Robbery) CM - Dennis Wise(Assault and Criminal Damage) LM - Shaun Newton(Druggy) ST - Elvis Hammond(Money Laundering) ST - Stan Collymore(Numerous Offences) Subs Peter Shilton(Drink Driving/Found partially clothed) Lenny Glover(Weed, good weed) Anymore players you can think of, put them down.
ian the fox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 ridiculous , come on , i could name a couple more , but im sure its not worth it
Brauny Fox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Ade Akinbiyi...Daylight robbery! Seriously though, did Joachim get done for drugs?
ian the fox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 ridiculous , come on , i could name a couple more , but im sure its not worth it Manager David Pleat ! Kerb Crawler
kingfox Posted 22 February 2013 Author Posted 22 February 2013 Russell Hoult - Kerb crawler Good one thank you.
Uncle Albert Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Walshy was banned from driving for a while.
cambridgefox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 MARTYN Waghorn( better Kingfox) GBH to fans in the warm up.
Freeman's Wharfer Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 After the John Pantsil revelations, and some others mentioned we can officially just about make a Leicester City criminal 11, didn't know we have had so many players getting themselves in the shit. GK - Russell Hoult(Kerb Crawling) RB - John Pantsil(Stabbing) CB - Zak Whitbread(Speeding Offences) CB - LB - Joe Mattock(Woman Beater) RM - Anthony Knockaert(Phone Breaker) CM - Jamie Lawrence(Bank Robbery) CM - LM - Shaun Newton(Druggy) ST - Elvis Hammond(Money Laundering) ST - Stan Collymore(Numerous Offences) Anymore players you can think of, put them down. Frank Sinclair (abusing American tourists post 9/11)
cambridgefox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Rumour went around Cambridge years ago that Lee Philpott stole a handbag in a nightclub .
alanf0x Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Didn't Neil Lewis get done for something .....
johnny the fox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Ade Akinbiyi...Daylight robbery! Seriously though, did Joachim get done for drugs? Akinbiyi, done for fraud, masquerading as a footballer?
rico Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Rumour went around Cambridge years ago that Lee Philpott stole a handbag in a nightclub . yeah,that rumour went round Leicester too
johnny the fox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Rumour went around Cambridge years ago that Lee Philpott stole a handbag in a nightclub . Its true, the bitch stole mine..I will never forgive him..
kingfox Posted 22 February 2013 Author Posted 22 February 2013 wayne brown, cross burning ? Professional racist, but not arrested for it. MARTYN Waghorn( better Kingfox) GBH to fans in the warm up. Better...but not good enough to be on the Criminal subs bench. Frank Sinclair (abusing American tourists post 9/11) Ummm Rumour went around Cambridge years ago that Lee Philpott stole a handbag in a nightclub . Sorry need concrete evidence.
Guest Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Dennis Wise - C*nt I've read this board for long enough to know that that's definitely not a crime
cambridgefox Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Peter Shilton.drink driving and getting caught partially clothed with someone's wife while doing so. Really hope I correct with this allegation.
rico Posted 22 February 2013 Posted 22 February 2013 Didn't Neil Lewis get done for something ..... filling his gf in?
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