Job Opportunity (!) (Well, you never know, someone on FT might be qualified!)

[AoWW]

£122k, 15 hours a day, Private Tutoring. 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/10434790/Wanted-Private-tutor-to-coach-an-Arab-businessman-into-Oxford.-Salary-146700.-Hours-15-per-day.html

[Finnegan]

Go on then Col.

[absolutelegend]

couldn't afford the pay cut

[Bellend Sebastian]

I know all about Oxford.

 

I remember going there years ago and being surprised that there wasn't a Woolworths (obviously this is less surprising now).

 

Actually, it may have been Cambridge, it was a long time ago.

 

When do I start?

[AoWW]

I know all about Oxford.

 

I remember going there years ago and being surprised that there wasn't a Woolworths (obviously this is less surprising now).

 

Actually, it may have been Cambridge, it was a long time ago.

 

When do I start?

 

Would a special role for Foxy Peter need to be negotiated into the package?

[Corky]

I know all about Oxford.

 

I remember going there years ago and being surprised that there wasn't a Woolworths (obviously this is less surprising now).

 

Actually, it may have been Cambridge, it was a long time ago.

 

When do I start?

 

Oxford has appeared in both editions of Crap Towns, in the top 50 on both occasions.

 

Another fact you could tell him.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Would a special role for Foxy Peter need to be negotiated into the package?

 

He's always sort of there anyway so it's not really worth it.

 

Oxford has appeared in both editions of Crap Towns, in the top 50 on both occasions.

 

Another fact you could tell him.

 

I think I'll be needing to negotiate the fees upwards at this rate

[Guest MattP]

So he wants a cultured Englishman to be his slave basically.

[Guest]

What a terrible wage.

 

As a private tutor I charge between 50 and 100 an hour plus expenses and I'm not expensive.

 

1 to 1 tuition at my old school cost 3500 euros for 30 hours and for that the student came to us and we only taught during the day.

[Rincewind]

I'm over qualified

[Bellend Sebastian]

So he wants a cultured Englishman to be his slave basically.

 

Do you think there might be some weird sexy stuff involved?

[Guest MattP]

Do you think there might be some weird sexy stuff involved?

 

On a serious note it went through my mind reading the article.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I think there's going to be a lot of competition for this position.

 

I might have to offer to do it for nothing

[MooseBreath]

What a terrible wage.

As a private tutor I charge between 50 and 100 an hour plus expenses and I'm not expensive.

1 to 1 tuition at my old school cost 3500 euros for 30 hours and for that the student came to us and we only taught during the day.

Wow you're amazing

[Guest MattP]

What a terrible wage.

As a private tutor I charge between 50 and 100 an hour plus expenses and I'm not expensive.

1 to 1 tuition at my old school cost 3500 euros for 30 hours and for that the student came to us and we only taught during the day.

I honestly had no idea being a rent boy paid that much.

[sphericalfox]

I honestly had no idea being a rent boy paid that much.

as if.

[purpleronnie]

I honestly had no idea being a rent boy paid that much.

Either he's a Tutor asking that amount of money or a rent boy, either way someones getting screwed.

 

[Orkneyfox]

This is ****ing annoying. My lad has just sat his History Aptitude test for Oxford. He hopes to get in next year. He has worked bloody hard without any private tutors and with the definite disadvantage of a Dad who spends too much time on FT. If I could afford a tutor/coach it would quite likely improve his chances and the place would go to someone I think is more deserving.

[The Doctor]

Teaching him to speak english like a native ey?

 

So he wants to learn grim, casually racist humour - just send him into the joke thread, he'll soon get the gist of it.

[ADK]

Oxbridge is overrated imo.

[Guest]

Wow you're amazing

 

No I'm ordinary it's you that is sub standard.

 

I honestly had no idea being a rent boy paid that much.

 

  That's extra

 

 

Oxbridge is overrated imo.

 

One of my Masters degrees were from Cambridge.

 

If I can do it anyone can.

 

My nephew is on the boat race "squad" this year.