Zingari Posted 10 January 2014 Posted 10 January 2014 If you ever hear ken's dulcet tones emanating from my bedroom, I want you to come in and shoot either one of us. C'mon TPH , We've all shagged a lassie while humming the theme tune to "Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the Glen" in our heads haven't we ? It's the perfect rythm for a shag and guaranteed to last a full 5 minutes ! No ? It's just me then is it ?
stix Posted 10 January 2014 Posted 10 January 2014 C'mon TPH , We've all shagged a lassie while humming the theme tune to "Robin Hood Robin Hood riding through the Glen" in our heads haven't we ? It's the perfect rythm for a shag and guaranteed to last a full 5 minutes ! No ? It's just me then is it ? 5 minutes?! Stallion!!!
Rincewind Posted 11 January 2014 Author Posted 11 January 2014 I expect some piss taking but I also expect some respect. I would not post on here if I did not think posters were not capable of the latter.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 11 January 2014 Posted 11 January 2014 I think it's good that Rincey fills his time doing stuff he enjoys. Okay, he's not exactly Beyonce but he's doing no harm to anyone is he?
The People's Hero Posted 11 January 2014 Posted 11 January 2014 No one said he was. Once you post it on a public message board though it becomes matter for public discussion. Ps 5 minutes, Zing? I assume this includes the begging, de-robing and or donning or balaclava?
Zingari Posted 11 January 2014 Posted 11 January 2014 No one said he was. Once you post it on a public message board though it becomes matter for public discussion. Ps 5 minutes, Zing? I assume this includes the begging, de-robing and or donning or balaclava? 5 minutes includes a shower and shave too balaclavas are too itchy for my sensitive skin btw
Rincewind Posted 23 January 2014 Author Posted 23 January 2014 Added some more on audioboo including Burger Love. The only one I don't want mucked about with is Mother. That is not a green light to do it to the others but Mother is dedicated to my Mother so is on the sentimental side. It would not work with dub or rap anyway. That is all I ask. Thanks/
Rincewind Posted 23 January 2014 Author Posted 23 January 2014 OK I am not the best orator but with the absent of a professional I am the best available. I would however like to record a CD of my poetry read by a well , known actor or celebrity with maybe the first 50-100 the proceeds going to charity. Royalties to be negotiated so if anyone has contacts let me know. I have my book and plenty in reserve. With a well known name on the label may improve exposure on Amazon for my book. I don't want to wait until I am not around to reap the benefits.
purpleronnie Posted 23 January 2014 Posted 23 January 2014 OK I am not the best orator but with the absent of a professional I am the best available. I would however like to record a CD of my poetry read by a well , known actor or celebrity with maybe the first 50-100 the proceeds going to charity. Royalties to be negotiated so if anyone has contacts let me know. I have my book and plenty in reserve. With a well known name on the label may improve exposure on Amazon for my book. I don't want to wait until I am not around to reap the benefits. Rusty lee is doing panto round here, try your luck.
Rincewind Posted 23 January 2014 Author Posted 23 January 2014 Rusty lee is doing panto round here, try your luck. Does he/she have a good speaking voice?
Guest MattP Posted 23 January 2014 Posted 23 January 2014 Get Gareth Gates in. You could make a fortune selling it to the US government, they need a replacement for waterboarding at Gitmo.
Rincewind Posted 23 January 2014 Author Posted 23 January 2014 Battery is 5% so this is my last post. So I'll make it a good 'in Up yours!
purpleronnie Posted 23 January 2014 Posted 23 January 2014 Get Gareth Gates in. B-B-B-B-B-Boris B-B-B-B-Blood
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