The People's Hero Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Mrs Valerie Rolling has revealed she will not stop husband extraodinaire, Franck, leaving the Rolling Residence to join a poor East Midlands club with a crazy Chairman. Rolling has been linked with the vacant managerial role with his former club Leicester City following the recent dismissal of Ian Holloway. "If Arsenal ring up and say 'we want Rolling' I'll get him in the car and take him," Valerie told their pet donkey, Pierre. "That's the world we're in, so there's no point anyone getting hysterical." He's clearly very talented, committed and has a very good work ethic and awesome in bed WAG Val Rolling The 38-year-old became Franck's fu ckslut in November 2005 following Colin Hendry's departure (dirty bit ch!) He took over the role permanently before the start of the 2006-07 season and signed a new two-and-a-half year deal with the wench last December. After guiding Valerie to 19th in the WAG's LEAGUE TABLE OF FITNESS AND BOOBAGE last season - her first season in the LEAGUE for 29 years - a number of clubs quickly realised Rolling's potential. "If, and when, he feels he can further his career and it's a good opportunity then he'll be off," said Val. "But I want to try and give Franck the best chance to flourish." "Every one of the three seasons he's had he's made some massive achievements - culminating in my first ever multiple orgasm last March. "The first year he kept it up when it looked absolutely dead and buried. I still rate that as his biggest achievement because it's very difficult as a lover to keep pounding the same old characterless rump every night," added a clearly self-aware Valerie. "To retain erectile status this season has been fantastic. He's clearly very talented, committed and has a very good work ethic that he instils into the team." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Bored are we James? Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Is this to do with Rolling contracts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 29 May 2008 Author Share Posted 29 May 2008 Is this to do with Rolling contracts? No. It's to do with moving the Kop. To France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 What's a rolling contract? Could someone please explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 29 May 2008 Author Share Posted 29 May 2008 What's a rolling contract? Could someone please explain? Surely Franck Rolling is out of contract here now... no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 No. It's to do with moving the Kop. To France. France is nice this time of year. Not sure whether it has much of an atmosphere there though. Ok, let's be Frank. We need a manger on a Rolling contract . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 29 May 2008 Author Share Posted 29 May 2008 France is nice this time of year. Not sure whether it has much of an atmosphere there though. But if we put the Kop at Marseilles. We could watch Marseilles. When they're playing at home that is. That sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 France is nice this time of year. Not sure whether it has much of an atmosphere there though.Ok, let's be Frank. We need a manger on a Rolling contract . Clearly, not close enough to the away fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Fox Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Clearly, not close enough to the away fans. Well, they may need to bring their camping gear with them. They can set up camp next to our ample French Kop town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The People's Hero Posted 29 May 2008 Author Share Posted 29 May 2008 Well, they may need to bring their camping gear with them. They can set up camp next to our ample French Kop town. Come on FOXES TRUST. This 'MOVE THE KOP TO FRANCE' bandwagon is rolling. Why aren't you jumping on? Waiting for it to be successful then steal our thunder??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnup Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Henry Rollins for manager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 SO basically you're suggesting we get Frank Rolling in on a Rolling contract, re sign Mark Robins and move the cop to Marseilles. Shall we move this to transfer talk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 29 May 2008 Share Posted 29 May 2008 Henry Rollins for manager! If he couldn't motivate the team, no one could. Half-time team talks would be interesting if we were losing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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