THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...ide/4253849.stm A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
Raj Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 OUCH! :eek: Great Quote-"I am in no way a violent person."
Manwell Pablo Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 I know your not suppose to hit women but the first one that tries to do that to me, that bitch is getting poll axed.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 I know your not suppose to hit women but the first one that tries to do that to me, that bitch is getting poll axed.
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 I know your not suppose to hit women but the first one that tries to do that to me, that bitch is getting poll axed. So... you're expecting someone to do that to you?
hairy Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 So... you're expecting someone to do that to you? With Manwell being such a stud he will have loads of bitter X's after him
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 You never know Nibbles. I make women crazy. Well. Obviously. If you're expecting them to have a nash at your knackers. And not in a good way.
Manwell Pablo Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Well. Obviously. If you're expecting them to have a nash at your knackers. And not in a good way. Yes, I have annoyed alot of women in my time. I'm actually banned from Skegness you know.
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 I'm actually banned from Skegness you know. How do you cope?
Raj Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Yes, I have annoyed alot of women in my time. I'm actually banned from Skegness you know. Only women???
The Reverend Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Holy crap! I mean seriously, i cant understand how you could actually........you know......rip the fecker off! She must of pulled seriously hard. Seriously hard! And then trying to eat it! Sounds like shes a sausage short of a full English!
Alexikokopops Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Yes, I have annoyed alot of women in my time. I'm actually banned from Skegness you know. How do you cope? Skegness is a beautiful place, full of beautiful women.
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 How do you cope? Skegness is a beautiful place, full of beautiful women. Most of whom Manwell seems to have annoyed, and they now want to rip his nadgers off. If I'm following the story correctly.
Suffolk_fox Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Skegness is a beautiful place, full of beautiful women. I thought we had a different thread for 'Quotes you never hear'...
Raj Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 How do you cope? Skegness is a beautiful place, full of beautiful women.
Manwell Pablo Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Most of whom Manwell seems to have annoyed, and they now want to rip his nadgers off.If I'm following the story correctly. Only 2. This is how the story ends.
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Only 2. This is how the story ends. Oh. So it's one for each bollock then?
Rincewind Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Was he wearing any clothes at the time besides his underpants? And what stage had he reached? stimuli erectus or incompotus flopitus? Moral of the story always have a friend close by whenever your girlfriend/wife is feeling fruity just in case she gets the urge to rip your genitals off.
Finnegan Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 "A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." " Hahahahahaha.
The People's Hero Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Was he wearing any clothes at the time besides his underpants? And what stage had he reached? stimuli erectus or incompotus flopitus?Moral of the story always have a friend close by whenever your girlfriend/wife is feeling fruity just in case she gets the urge to rip your genitals off. Or just don't date/shag/talk to mentalists.
Lord Nibblington Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 Or just don't date/shag/talk to mentalists. But then who can I point and laugh at during sex?
Finnegan Posted 14 June 2007 Posted 14 June 2007 But then who can I point and laugh at during sex? The mulleted, greased up German on the TV screen.
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