stez Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 oscar at first i thought its a bit like a cat in a cup factory sitting next to a cup, and people proclaiming "look! the cat knows what a cup is!" but then, as someone pointed out yesterday, how do we know that it's not the cat bumping them off?
samingram_uk Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 If that cat sat next to me i would... i would... cry!
Lord Nibblington Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 If that cat sat next to me i would... i would... cry! And then promptly die. Bad Kitty!
Dr The Singh Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 And then promptly die.Bad Kitty! I think the cat kills them.......kill the cat I say, it's evil or sit her next to George Bush and anyone else you hate at bed time!!!
Daggers Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I hate cats. Them and their bloody anal scent glands.
Master Fox Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I hate cats.Them and their bloody anal scent glands. Dogs have anal glands that have a tendency to clog and cause faeces breath
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Dogs have anal glands that have tendency to clog and cause faeces breath Let's cook a cat, I've always wanted to do that
Dr The Singh Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Let's cook a cat, I've always wanted to do that You meant you wanted to eat some pussy???????
Flynny Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I hate cats.Them and their bloody anal scent glands. To be fair the smell'd go unnoticed in an old people's home.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 You meant you wanted to eat some pussy??????? Can't beat 'cooking a cat', love it
Thracian Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I've believed for years that domestic dogs in particular can smell when things are amiss in humans, some more so than others. Certainly my old German Shepherd could do it and always used to become uncharactistically "around" when someone was poorly. But she was an exceptional tracker and clearly had an outstanding sense of smell. It's probably what sometimes enables dogs to sense evil in people as well. Something about their smell. Dogs - and presumably cats too - can give out so many warnings in different ways, if only people would learn to take notice.
Zingari Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 oscarat first i thought its a bit like a cat in a cup factory sitting next to a cup, and people proclaiming "look! the cat knows what a cup is!" but then, as someone pointed out yesterday, how do we know that it's not the cat bumping them off? my missus runs a care home and the cat there behaves similarly when a resident is heading for the final throes ; uncanny but its probably pheremones or something ; dogs can be trained to sense when their owners are due an epileptic fit most animals have mysterious talents if we knew how to channel them
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 my missus runs a care home and the cat there behaves similarly when a resident is heading for the final throes ; uncanny but its probably pheremones or something ; dogs can be trained to sense when their owners are due an epileptic fit most animals have mysterious talents if we knew how to channel them Do sloths have super powers, tell me they have super powers, please?
AoWW Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Do sloths have super powers, tell me they have super powers, please? Yep, without a doubt, Only they can't be arsed to use 'em very often.
Zingari Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Do sloths have super powers, tell me they have super powers, please? they bl**dy must have ; by all logic they should be hunted to extinction by big cats etc ; i can only assume they must taste particularly awful
Master Fox Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I heard that cows can predict the weather. If you see a cow laying down in a meadow it usually means it’s going rain. Yep, it’s true. Quite amazing when you think about it.
AoWW Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I heard that cows can predict the weather.If you see a cow laying down in a meadow it usually means it’s going rain. Yep, it’s true. Quite amazing when you think about it. Or it's died, presumably?
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 I've believed for years that domestic dogs in particular can smell when things are amiss in humans, some more so than others.Certainly my old German Shepherd could do it and always used to become uncharactistically "around" when someone was poorly. But she was an exceptional tracker and clearly had an outstanding sense of smell. It's probably what sometimes enables dogs to sense evil in people as well. Something about their smell. Dogs - and presumably cats too - can give out so many warnings in different ways, if only people would learn to take notice. Oh shut up it aint our fault, those lazy basterds should learn to talk.
Thracian Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Oh shut up it aint our fault, those lazy basterds should learn to talk. :D
AoWW Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Folks who hate cats clearly just lack the intelligence to understand 'em.
Kent Fox Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 In support of cats everywhere, I say: a) they don't smell, unlike wet, ungroomed dogs, b) you don't have to walk them, they just bugger off on their own, unlike dogs, c) they bring you prezzies, like birds and rabbits, unlike dogs, d) they cost less to run, unlike dogs e) err..that's it
Zingari Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 Folks who hate cats clearly just lack the intelligence to understand 'em. whats to understand they are just selfish cruel sadistic psychopaths that look kinda cute
AoWW Posted 27 July 2007 Posted 27 July 2007 whats to understand they are just selfish cruel sadistic psychopaths that look kinda cute Point proved, me thinks!
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