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Potter. Sixth time’s the charm.

Will Still, Stand Still and Still Still. Or Will, Edward and Nicolas.

We fought the law, and the law won. The rules are crap. The implementation is crap. The punishments are crap. It’s all crap. But we knew what the rules were, and after having dodged them once in court, can have no complaints when we did it again and got punished. Our own complacency and incompetence earned us the dedication this time. We clearly didn’t take it seriously enough first time around.

On Day One, noting happened. On Day Two, nothing happened. On Day Three, nothing happened.

Get all three of them in, do any of them understand corners?

There’s a lot of spectacularly optimistic folk in here based on those numbers.

Play Skipp gain 0.29/game. Play Winks, lose 0.48/game. Not even Skipp can carry Winks. Funny old game really… Gaz needed experienced players he could trust, including the likes of Ricardo, Winks, Farawu, Mavididi, Begovic, Reid… all of whom the statistics suggest improved us by their absence.

“There’s going to be some big decisions. It’s going to need someone who is brave enough to make those decisions.“ So not you then, Gary, since your decisions have been anything but brave in your time here… “experience” got us relegated, you weren’t brave enough to try anything other than the old guard that let us down repeatedly.

Could do with swapping rows for columns IMO.

I was right, too much gold. Wayyyyyyy too much gold. And that’s just the home kit.

The club should stock up now… on sale for £20 a pop in the club shop.

Not a fan. It’s got too much gold on it.

Wednesday ****ing things up right now. West Brom only five points ahead, so the idiots can blame the points deduction.

Classic Gaz… make subs to bring an extra striker one. Then make more subs to take the first striker off. What is the ****ing point.

Imagine injuring yourself running against our useless shower of shite. Poor bastard, what a way to end your season early.

Paul Jewell in charge for next season. He knows a thing or two about utter filth, which is basically what our squad is at this point.

What I would give for an Elvis Hammond or a Josh Low in this situation. Yeah they were crap but at least they tried, bless ‘em. Instead we have Ayew. Who is crap and doesn’t even try.

Even the commentator gets it. “Why bother with Ayew? He’s let you down all season, he won’t be here next year”.

Souttar in place of Ayew would probably have been enough.

This has been one of the most rubbery of dead rubbers.

Start him at Blackburn and sub him off at around the three minute mark - equal more or less to his goal contributions for us - so he can receive one final warm round of applause from the adoring fanbase.

Straight after the summer transfer window closes you mean.

Some of the locals here confuse the hell out of me when talking formations in the beer leagues I play in. They often count from front to back, and they have a terrible habit of not counting the keeper in the headline number - so when they say “7v7” they mean 8v8 because the keeper isn’t a real person with feelings I guess. Numpties. Anyway, in that vein I suggest we change things up and play a 1-3-2-4 formation at Blackburn.