AyewJoking

or he didnt do a good enough job of massaging coopers...........................

Pats on the back all round. Tweet from Fatawu saying we'll put it right in the next game and a day trip to Alton Towers

Cheese's inflatable dinosaur???

1 point more than expected. We haven't been thrashed (yet) Cooper neglecting Ricardo and using Mavidid as an impact sub, using 3 DM's The usual finger up the arse approach to transfers in and out.

Bournemouth away so fans probably wouldn't be allowed out anyway but I get your point...I think

crap window. I'm excited about Khannouss but the rest are uninspiring and we still have Soumare and Ward stinking up the place and theyve even got into the team!!

If Edouard just needs a new environment to flourish doesnt the same apply to Nkeita who is getting a bit of slagging?

we are crap but we should be happy with getting a crap player on loan

Palace get Nketiah deal done at 22:55PM and call Rudkin who by that time has his feet up with a cocoa sticking pictures of Top into his scrapbook.

whats going on just happens to be something that makes people moan

proof there is a God?

so we finally get our big nasty shit target man striker?

we needed to sell KDH to play along with PSR. If anything Chelsea and Enzo were doing us a favour after basically taking a big dump on our season before it started.

except you now have two shit guys to get rid of and we cant even shift one

Big NO from me. Signing poor players just for the sake of having a squad. Mavididi is a better option for striker. Good thing theres not enough time to get this done RUDKIN OUT

Rudkin is going to need 2 tubs of vaseline to get this one in before the deadline.

RUDKIN OUT

Danny Ings. Premier league experience, knows his way around the medical room

cracking bit of business it was too, fast forward a year and he has barely played and we're desperate to loan him out

it translates as Soumare is a dosser, Leicester City can go eat shIt

Looks good after glancing one of his highlights reels, nice technique, a natural born footballer. I'd expect him to be on the bench for Saturday.

"we arent getting a striker but dont worry, ayew can do that"

bought it from the club shop with the sponsor on it and wore it outside in the rain...