MC Prussian

Based on the comic series:

One touch, one touch is all you need.

Big name signing on a short-term deal. All I want to see is pitch action/action on the pitch. And plenty of clean sheets until the end of the season.

I agree, Shame he's not more popular (for a Cov lad). I'll always remember him for Inside Man, Sin City, the assassin's role in Bourne Identity – and the BMW The Hire short film series (especially the episode with Madonna, directed by Guy Ritchie). That should've been a proper series or a movie even. Also not a man for scandals – married to the same woman for 30+ years now.

Jordan Ayew and striker in the same sentence. Wash your mouth out!

Sounds like a promo for Jordan Ayew, apart from the wage/contract part.

It's Pitakpoolsin, sceret anget mna!

To the dear Southampton fans: How often does Aribo fall over per match? What's his xF?

Has this been confirmed, or why are so many getting their knickers in a twist when he‘s got to clear the medical exam first? But knowing this club, it wouldn‘t surprise me if we sign him regardless and he‘ll then turn out to be a healthy scratch for the rest of the season.👀

Old news, but I just heard about it: The X-Files are coming back: https://screenrant.com/xfiles-reboot-confirmation-updates/

Already injured? Not in the squad today. Coincidentally, Monaco won 4-0 against Rennes.

Sloppy, cumbersome, disinterested. Constantly falling over. Hardly scoring from open play. Great transfer business. Whomever brought him here, you deserve a gold medal. I thought with age came experience. In the case of Ayew, it's greed – and sloth.

Just before the half-time whistle. Excellent timing. Okoli's going to get a rollicking in the dressing room. All we can do is hope not to concede any more goals. And we're cooked, btw. New manager will have to perform miracles with this diabolical squad.

In China.

Half a Championship season without a clean sheet now. Sheesh.

Surprised it took them so long. 1-0 Charlton Deservedly so.

That goal should've stood. Stolarczyk flopping it again. Embarrassing.

75 minutes 10 v 11, and that at home. Good luck with that. Shambles. The rot sits deep within this squad.

Okoli wants a transfer, I guess. Utterly stupid this early in the game.

Or Ayew.

The Old Dark House (1932). Boris Karloff as a brute, mostly mute butler for a creepy Welsh family steals the show. Although Brember Wills as the mad oldest brother has the best part. Could do with a modern take on the story, set again in Wales. The story would need a little fleshing-out and a bit more suspense/gore, though. The perfect job for a director such as Robert Eggers.

Protests off the pitch. A reaction on the pitch. That's what I'd like to see.

We need him back in whatever managerial role possible. It doesn't even have to be on the sidelines. He knows the club well, there's shared history, it's worked twice before. It just makes sense. Make it happen.

The SCTV death list: John Candy - gone Harold Ramis – gone Tony Rosato – gone Joe Flaherty – gone Catherine O'Hara – gone Still kicking: Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Martin Short, Andrea Martin, Robin Duke and Dave Thomas.