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It's his disguise, he's a massive fan of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, likes to dress up as characters

QUICK SOMEBODY SET UP A BIG DADDY TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!

Great idea, all wait in the foyer holding cards with his name on... then the look of confusion on his face ?

@ozvaldo tell your dad to get a tape measure out or we're calling bullshit

He's flying to Brum... FFS CAN'T BELIEVE HE CHOSE VILLA OVER US FML

ITS ****ING HIM

Swahili Times sounds like an album by the African version of Oasis

Cmon Geoff, give us some more good news!!! Any other rumours?

Just bloody merge the threads together I say. Anyone for starting a petition to get it done? ?

Just ordered from The Works eBay store as it works out the cheapest with delivery. £5 compared to £8 through their website. Thanks OP.

Imagine the scenes if we don’t sell Maguire and get another striker or winger in this window. We won’t just be knocking on the door of the top 6, we’ll be banging down the door of the top 4! Exciting times lie ahead!

The guide dog is blind, poor thing. Eats its own faeces, just like most Geordies tbh

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The company I work for might be servicing the boilers at some stage, I might be a future ITK too!

Just text a Geordie mate, he reckons he's very similar to Mahrez and will do well for us - class.

What is going on up North for you to be selling your best players at such a cheap price?

Comparison to our wingers last season: P - A - G Perez - 37 2 12 Albrighton - 27 3 2 Gray - 34 1 4 Ghezzal - 19 1 0 Barnes - 16 2 1 Upgrade if you look at the stats, although he sometimes plays up top.

An improvement on our current wingers in Gray, Albrighton, Ghezzal and Barnes to an extent, so it's a yes from me. If we can improve goal creation from out wide then that will be what makes us a top 6 side IMO.

**** IT LETS GO FOR THE MAYNARD RECORD..... ALL ABOARD!!!

JUST FRIGGING HAPPEN ALREADY GOD DAMMIT

Hope he doesn't go but that's a pretty good deal all round I'd say.

It's probably a good thing that its happened to Hamza now. At least he can learn not to do that, especially in the box and it will stand him in good stead for the future, and for us.

Whats her Snapchat??

If we're not in for Che, a Leicester lad with bags of promise - we're idiots. As a poster above says, he will want it more than Kalechi!

Can anyone find any odds on him staying here? I can't find them anywhere, just odds on him joining other clubs. Cant see him going to Utd now they've proven they would rather have Diop. Also, Man City are spending a large chunk of money on Rodri so can't imagine that they would spend another £80m on Maguire. LUMP ON!!!