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He might turn out to be the best recent ex-Southampton recruit, mind you, with Bertrand, Vestergaard, Aribo and McCarthy, the bar's pretty low.

I can't believe Fulham are 9/1 to win this. Half of our team are U21's anyway, and they are the better players in the team

PowerPoint is always good for easily fooled prospective employers.

It's financially better for him to be sacked quickly and wait for the next idiots to employ him

Yeah, my favourite was where we passed around in our own half, then passed to the player in the middle of the centre circle, he played a one-touch pass back 5 yards to Winks or Ricardo, and they played a first-time diagonal pass in front of one of the wingers or 8's and we were suddenly 5 players racing forwards.

Yeah, I agree; most of the teams I've enjoyed playing in and watching are attacking and moving the ball quickly. After all, you're there trying to score goals. Possession is something you do when you're leading or need to break their momentum up a bit.

TBH, off the top of my head, I can't think of many permanent signings that I wouldn't have returned and had the money back if that was an option. I can think of plenty that I would, though.

I was hoping that, but Cullen, Chaplin and Burns look likely to join the don't offer anything and nobody else will ever buy them pile.

To be fair to Thomas, this is the least he's ever deserved to be dropped.

Speed test is showing we are currently getting 148 Mbps. The tennis is currently buffering every few minutes, not as bad as the football was. I think it must be Sky in our area, going to give them a ring. No doubt they will blame the internet, and they will blame Sky.

BT full Fibre, which is supposed to be 2Gbps

Yeah, that's what I thought; however, we have BT full Fibre, which is supposed to be 2Gbps and costs us £58 a month

Watched on Sky+ today and it kept pausing every 20 seconds or so, wasn't great for Tuesday's game either, anybody else had the same?

Pretty much sums up the KP season ticket holders I know

I think the problem won't be adapting to English football, more like adapting to playing for Leicester, who only get the ball into the opponent's box 3 times each game.

Do you remember the Paddy Power advert?

I used to think that, but now I'm not so sure

I fully expect the same to happen here

The KPFC fans I know wouldn't understand what sports washing is; if pushed, they'd say it's what the kit man does.

Sorry, I initially put the haha imoji to this post thinking it was a joke, but now I realise you are ITK

Is it no longer a yellow card offence if a player mines holding up a yellow card to the referee to infer he thinks the ref should issue a yellow card?

In fact, when was the last time we had a squad better than the season before?

Me Too, Every season we start with a worse squad than we had the season before. Pretty sure it will be the same come August

its the way forward

I think the most likely outcome is he'll be loaned out on deadline day, with us paying most of his wages