Libertine

Think your wife knows my Mum (Melody), did she used to work at Jessops?

12ms between them all. Mad.

Suddenly supporting women’s sport is problematic? This country.

Lucky mine’s popped out… My wife that is!

Really enjoying the beach volleyball on Eurosport. 🍑

I’M DEREK BUM

Really upset by this. RIP Shakey.

There’s stil-tons of options left for cheese puns lads. Let’s go fookin’ (em)mental. 🧀

Unbeaten since then though aren't we?! #KeepTheFaith

With you both. I try and focus as much as I can on the good in the world but it feels pointless sometimes against the weight of all the evil and suffering everywhere.

People who aren't eligible for covid jabs on NHS now can get them in Boots if anyone is interested. Bit pricey (just under £100) but may well make it a lot milder and speed up recovery.

Having Johnny Vegas commentate on the gymnastics was a marvellous idea.

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You sure?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crgrp2enqr9o It begins. ‘We will find more solutions’ Narrator: No he won’t.

Paralympics isn't it? Olympics is usually Beeb.

And Shaggy the musician’s real name is Orville. 🤯

Waiting for the first “wHo cArES iT’s nOt mY mOnEy!!”

Glad to say over the past 5/6 nights she's been much better, we've been staying upstairs and she's been fine. She might start a little around 6am when it's getting light and she's probably getting hungry/needing a wee but we're getting a proper night's sleep at least.

Potter is inevitable and the football will be as dull as it has been under GS recently.

WHAT A FECKIN GOAL COLE!!!

Confirmed on the Twittah