21st Century Fox

Super speed Ball + geriatric Neuer

That’s some shocking ball retention!

Sebastián Beccacec looks like when you click ‘random’ on a character creator In a game.

There's going to be some really conflicted Republicans.

I see our new club motto is getting a run out again. Might as well make it official.

**** off, literally no one was calling for that!

Bloody hell.

Canada shirt, Canada shirt, Canada shirt, Phantom of The Opera shirt, Canada shirt…

Woeful dive.

I’ve just been re-reading Moneyball. Billy Beane has 5 rules for trading players. Rudkin should get Rule 2 tattooed on his forehead. 2. The day you say you “have to do something”, you’re screwed because you are going to make a bad deal. You can always recover from a player you didn’t sign. You may never recover from a player you signed at the wrong price.

No that’s Ayew’s regular running speed.

The most interesting part was an argument at half time and they cut away!!

Would anyone be surprised if Rudkin doesn’t recognise Ayew with a bandaged head and tries to sign him.

Interesting fact. A water soaked tampon in the anus can be just as hydrating.

Well I for one will be boycotting Powerade which I never drink.

How will that bandage impact Ayew’s aerodynamics!?

John Terry definitely has a full England kit on under that suit, just in case.

And they’ve all had a spell in the Middle East.

The camera man is just standing on a pile of books by the look of it.

Carlos Queiroz really likes international management.

Ah the EFL Trophy music! I imagine it sounds something like this.

Now, now everyone let's not be toxic, this is perfectly acceptable.

Imagine having a hydration break during this!