jim5000

Can do something better with my Saturday, unfortunately I have a ticket for the Chelsea match on the Sunday

ideal time to get a new manager in and give him basically a month to work with the players before the season run in.

Payday tomorrow. Several hundred thousands of pounds transferred into the bank accounts of today's starting 11.

West Ham looked terrible. They played in 2nd gear, never really threatened, and didn’t really attack very much. It’s just we are so diabolical teams don’t even need to turn up to beat us. Two bobbles goals given free of charge tonight and game over before halftime

He’s had 4-5 minutes worth of positive performance since he joined the club. He’s an utterly rotten player.

Soumare is the root of all our problems. Our midfield just doesn’t work. Ndidi breaks things up but can’t create anything, and Soumare does literally nothing. All we can do is try and play it out with the fullbacks and we csnt get anywhere into the opposition box. For a Premier League team to not have a single midfielder that can play a forward pass is beyond a joke.

On the train home from the West Ham game. Genuinely considering selling my ticket for Chelsea, not sure I can go through that again.

We are completely dysfunctional as a team. We are a calamity at the back, the midfield is neither defensive lot strong or creative, we have no attacking patterns of play, and the first touch and control is abysmal across the team. Every single facet of our play is diabolical.

Shit ground shit pie shit atmosphere shit team shit performance shit exit from the ground All those who didn’t travel made the right decision. Absolutely shit day out for the Leicester fans

From one bunch of completely incompetent clowns to another ….

Team is rotten from back to front.

Maybe it’s the crap beer at the London stadium, but I’ve just put £20 on us to win If we do do it, the night is paid for by the winnings. If we don’t, the train back home through Kent will be bad enough anyway so what’s an extra 20

Lies. Everybody knows it’s impossible to cancel Sky without 3 months of calls to their cancellation line….

I forgot to buy Pringles

I’m half a bag into my fruit pastels already The sugar crash I’ll get 15minutes into the first half

I’m mostly going for the Pringles tbh

Not entirely, no

Exactly that! Although when I was on the train to spurs I almost bet on us before realising how it was essentially throwing money away

£100 on us winning brings in £475 when the boys do it Or 10p would bring in £4.75 for the less risk averse

My first ever match was West Ham at Filbert Street September 1990. We lost 2-1 due to a Tony James own goal. I was also at the West Ham victory that started the great escape, and the final home game of our last stint in the Premier League against the Hammers, when we were relegated. Lots of history there, I think I’ve seen this fixture more than any other! Hopeful of a memorable night tonight, I seem to be a lucky talisman as I was also at the Spurs game

It’s the inability to grind out a draw against out of form opposition that is most worrying. We get spanked every game and have had two flukey wins

Appointing Dyche would make me give up on the club like nothing else over the last 3 years. I can’t think of a less inspiring appointment. Even if he gets us up and stable at 16th every season, fuch watching Dycheball for the next three years. Would rather cut my nads off and drop them in a bucket of salty water.

Last time I was at the London stadium its was 90 minutes of watching Söyüncü and Amartey pass to each other 1000 times at the back, and we got spanked 4-0. It can’t possibly be any worse than that tonight

I can’t decide which flavour to get. Really should be Salt & Vinegar for the blue tub, but sour cream or BBQ are far superior Pringles flavours BBQ tub might make me look like a Hammers fan