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"Your task for today is to create a range of football shirts for partially-sighted infant school children. You have 24 hours. Good luck."

Don't know much about him, but if we can take one of Cov's best players on a free, and piss them off even more, then it's a yes from me. He was very good in the game at whatever their stadium is called now

Hmmm

I might apply for it.... "Danny, Dennis, Bouba. Thanks for coming so soon, lads. Sorry, that John can't be here, he sends his apologies. Not exactly sure where he is. Weird. Anyways, he's asked me to pass on the message that you're all ****ing terrible and you can shove your contracts up your arse. He told me to tell you not to come within 200 yards of Seagrave or he'll have you tasered. Yeah, John really said that, seriously. Yeah, unbelievable. Anyways, better start emptying your lockers lads."

Love Marc Albrighton! An absolutely brilliant signing for Leicester City. I remember a couple of years back, my nephew came over from Ireland for his first game at the KP (think it was Watford). We waited outside for the players afterwards, and to be fair, most stopped for a picture. However, Marc stuck around for ages, chatting to fans. He asked my nephew if he'd enjoyed the game, noticed his Irish accent and started asking all about how he'd ended up being an LCFC fan, if he played football over in Ireland, asked him about what he'd enjoyed most about his first visit to the KP etc. I just remember thinking that was absolutely class that he took the time to do that. PS.He smelt ****ing unbelievable too. I thought about asking him what his aftershave was, but I didn't because it smelt like it'd cost me a year's wages.

Can't they give it to Danny Ward? Man's doing **** all else. Give him something to keep him busy round the place. Let's be honest, if anyone owes Rudkin a favour, it's Danny Ward.

To be fair, Wout hasn't been great this past month or so, but then that's fair enough. Can't have been easy playing in the Women's 6 Nations championship as well.

Go on Ipswich! Their's has been a cracking story this season. Good on 'em.

Fully expected him to look like this, with a name like that....

That's the one

The comeback win v Villa sticks in my mind. All the more enjoyable watching Tim Sherwood's meltdown on the touchline

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpwg6jpgl6go Winksy reflecting on the 'best season of his career'

To be fair, this could have easily been us: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckr5yy29k82o Enzo deserves massive credit for very quickly fixing the many, many problems that Brendan Rodgers left. He inherited a divided squad and he reunited it. Doesn't matter how much talent you have, if you've got a toxic dressing room culture, then your screwed. He did brilliantly to mend that so quickly. I think @The Doctoris very fair to say that his in-game management needs to be better, but I also agree that he seems more than bright enough to fix that. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have any concerns about how our style will fare in the PL, but he's passed a huge test in the past few weeks. I hope the board back him properly, where they can.

"He is a scoundrel. But he's a top scoundrel, and I love him" Love that from Big Nige

The Championship coverage on Sky is way better than it's PL equivalent IMHO. David Prutton and Joby McAnuff are brilliant - miles better than Jones, Keane, Neville etc. I also quite like Daniel Mann's commentary*, he seems to genuinely love the Championship. To have Big Nige on recently has been a welcome bonus, too. I'll genuinely miss all that next season. *The only negative is the co-comm is usually Goodman or Hinchcliffe, but you can't have everything!

I actually really enjoyed that day! Had a great time

Also, the guy will want to get to 200, surely?

Lenny actually said something uncharacteristically prescient when he said that an intelligent Number 9 is worth his weight in gold to a manager. He's absolutely right. We have to offer him a new contract, we'd be mad not to. None of our other strikers are even half as good as JV. Also, I love how much he genuinely loves the club. Find him a role when he does retire and get that statue sorted ASAP.

This lad has been a breath of fresh air

Full apology to Enzo. I shit the bed, thankfully he didn't. Forza Enzo!

Congratulations, mate. Enjoy retirement!

That was the most important win of the season IMHO. Massive

Never boring supporting this club