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I’m on 7.5mg Mounjaro. And I’ve started experiencing what it’s like to produce a healthy, well formed stool. My excrement this morning took 9 flushes. It showed more heart and desire to stay afloat than this bullshit 4231 waste of space fucķs.

I have a horrible feeling we’ll win, results elsewhere will go our way. Hope will build. And then we balls up the remaining games.

Literally don’t care anymore.

“Our owner, Khun Top, is proud to bring back the Red Leicester sausage roll on the menu only at your King Power Stadium as we enter the 2026/27 season. Thank you for your terrific support this season.”

Does his message read: ”we gonna BE DOG SHIT this season” ?

We don’t have one player with the strength of mind to go and put in a performance at Pompey. Not in a relegation battle, not ever. This group is made up of entitled, overpaid, arrogant arseholes who think they are too good for the division. None of them will care about relegation when they **** off somewhere else in the summer. There is absolutely no chance on this planet or in this universe that we ‘get 3 points’ at Fratton Park. You’ve got more chance of Vichai suddenly appearing in the stands. Forget about this season. It’s done.

One of the luckiest men to become a professional footballer. Can’t pass. Can’t shoot. Makes ridiculously stupid decisions in his own box. He’s a bad role model off the pitch. Yet somehow he’s the vice captain of our club. I hate the way he struts around, almost like he can’t be arsed to pick his feet up when he walks. The audacity in him to clap the fans after Swansea whilst playing with the armband. Never liked him. Don’t care if he’s “one of us”. He’s a shitbag.

The flask willy pullers will be there.

Genuine question - are any fans still actually behind King Power?

He moaned on the radio after saying “we only have one style of trying to score and win”… well ****ing change the style and the formation - that’s your job. He’s come in and changed nothing.

Our flask-wanking brigade will wave and clap them off as we lose 3-0, whilst reminding each other how far we’ve come from the days of David Pleat. I hate this team and much of our placid fanbase.

1-2 Mukasa. Happy clapping flask willy pullers clap the team off. 35mins after the game, the club then sends out another email reminder on our ‘next chapter’ to try and sell more season tickets. Up the blues.

From the pilot this morning… Looks like the weather might ruin it again. I’ve asked about the Hull game as it’s now on TV and may get extra coverage.

Rudkin.

Fuming.

Drinks are on me tonight lads.

I’m sticking £100 on a Wednesday win.

Their first was about half a mm over the line. That’s an absolute çunt. But it won’t be the reason we go down.

At least Rowett had a nice break in Lisbon last week 👍

‼️ UPDATE: The plane will not fly today. The pilot has been in touch to say it’s too windy. The plan is for it to now fly on the 11th. Cheers.

UPDATE: Message from the Pilot: “Weather for Friday doesn’t look great at this point, so we may need to move to the 11th April. But let’s wait and see.”

Yes.

Yeah but Top's done loads for the city and dishes out doughnuts now and then.

The man may as well play with a hexagon on his boot, cos the ball goes ****ing anywhere when he attempts to control/pass/dribble/shoot. He might be the worst player in modern history at this club when you weigh up how much he’s cost us over the past 5 years. Again, though, the finances are not his fault - that’s all down to dumb and dumber.

I suffer from IBS, and I’m reasonably confident that, with sufficient chilli-based preparation 24 hours prior, I could have assumed a low, stable stance, parted the proverbial curtains, and - via a frankly operatic expulsion from the posterior orifice - generated more direction, conviction, and overall attacking threat than Patson Daka managed with that penalty. He really is a total waste of time.