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And, to be fair, they shouldn't have felt compelled to either. He had nothing to do with Leicester.

Sociopaths. Absolutely crazy thing to do. Mildly less anti-social but see also neighbours blaring the radio out in their garden on hot days. Thank god everyone else in the area has exactly the same musical taste as them, eh!

You've seen what the electorate are like, right? You've got people who genuinely don't seem to remember *any Prime Minister ever* being worse than Starmer. Unfortunately, you have to think short term these days. People just don't have the attention spans for anything else.

Is for a few, Surrey hit worst as you'd expect. Weirdly feel its been a shot in the arm for domestic one day cricket though. Chance for young players to break through, big revival of outgrounds, ticket sales apparently up for a lot of counties this year. It's thriving despite any lack of help.

Wring thread. Everybody thinks that.

Yorkshire never doing it is very, very funny.

Some fvcking ball from Harrison. He's absolutely flying, really strange that Notts binned him.

Baker's growing on me. Didn't used to get the hype but love the enthusiasm. One England could end up ruining though, sadly.

They've mucked this up here. Don't reckon it'll be enough.

I see they're still at it.

Best T20 games are, like all cricket, when the ball's slightly on top. Love it.

Not a great start to Finals Day from Northants here...

It's a boring debate but genuinely reckon he's number one for "which historical player would have gone best in the T20 era?"

More of what we want to see. The Cricketer's article on him described it as a "coup" and reckoned we might be in for a spinner too...

Such generic nonsense captions too. "Into the rhythm of the game." Combine that, the first name bollocks and the pictures - you'd still have no idea what had happened in the game.

Cox leapfrogs him easily. Davies might stay in as a batsman but Cox takes the gloves.

Yeah, Dawson's done really impressive things with Glamorgan. Think they'll want a star name though. Since their under-19 days. Harmison too, though at least he's had the bottle to call out Key recently.

He's so good to watch if you're a neutral. Don't follow the hundred but maybe his stats aren't very good in that? Went today and thought our lot's body language was awful. It's sad to see. We desperately need leaders.

Yeah, totally irrelevant that 25% fewer people were stabbed to death. Rightio, squire.

Just carrying a knife isn't a "knife murder" though.

Assume you mean the hundred but yeah, it's always been absolute bollocks. If you genuinely wanted it to be family friendly, it'd be available in more than seven cities across the country. Always was about what would generate cash, fvck the ethics. Compare that to the Roses derby tonight. Proper crowd, proper rivalry, top stars playing. So easy to sell to UK football fans like the Blast/T20 Cup was set up to do. Give that tournament the fvcking hundred's marketing budget and everyone in the country starts following cricket tomorrow.

What are the odds? Fvck the football, let's get Leicester & Bochum boozing together in a velodrome.

We've missed Budinger more than we realise. Stable in his role across three formats and we've not been able to replicate that.

Even they're not getting am Ashes Test next year. Disgrace.

Yeah, you still didn't post the lyrics.