Lionator

Ok I give up on us.

And we’ve lost a wicket in the first over. To be fair it’s an absolutely appalling shot by Patel rather than anything the bowler or pitch did.

People have gone full circle on Price. They realise that the characters are disappearing and that he’s one of the only ones with anything about him these days. It was like unscripted WWE last night, you can’t help but love it

Nah Gurney is a twerp

Match play. Gezzy v Gurney, handbags on stage. Darting heritage.

It’s amazing that cigarettes and alcohol are banned but these life destroying money laundering schemes aren’t.

Still two more rounds of it! Fortunately we have a bowler who grew up with the kookaburra now though so I can see us having a bit more chance.

The therapeutic element here would be the social aspect. Being out and about, meeting new people, being part of something, that is shown to help depression. Community and collectivism and its disappearance over the past 50 years is one of the key causes of increases in depression. We’re social beings, we survive in packs, no in isolation.

Sheffield United got a point deduction two weeks into the season last season

£30m+ let him go. The drop between him and Stolarczyk isn’t that great from a shot stopping perspective.

Is the organ grinder still around there? Alfreton Road is unfortunately very deprived. If you go down the hill to the student area there’s the truly awful three wheatsheaves where you can get sub £2 pints

Can’t find an existing thread. What a sport hurling is. Tipperary about to shock Cork in the all Ireland hurling final.

That’s likely going then

What’s the record for biggest ever win at the open?

Around 2015/2016 it was genuinely very exciting, when Fury and Joshua beat Klitschko, I suppose the two never fighting was always the issue.

Hilarious this was meant to be a golden era of heavyweights and some cruiserweight came along and ruined them all. I suppose it can all be traced back to Ruiz ko’ing the bum Joshua.

No, a golf course not a park.

Thomas deserves to start the season on the left after the way he finished last season.

Are we winning the lot lads?

This seasons Gary Taylor fletcher

Ayew would be the best CF option of what we have on the basis he’d be able to hold up and bring our wingers into the game most, which will be our by far our most dangerous asset.

Monga could be our first ever £100m+ player if we can keep him for long enough

SACK HIM

Laughing stock would be finishing bottom of the group, not being a couple of wins from qualifying. Over the past couple of years we’ve transformed into one of the better white ball counties and are sitting at the top of the second division. As long as we get promoted, I do not care about the t20, and now we have our best player back (Holland) and Hull and Scriven fit again, I have confidence that we’ll get the job done. People have short memories, we were a laughing stock for over a decade, now we’re a serious county again. We’ve had two of our academy players making England test debuts before the age of 21, do you know how mental that would’ve sounded a few years back? As for Jarvis, he has not managed the club financially as well as he could do and it’ll be important to get some fresh impetus but it would be stupid to overlook the onfield progress that has been made. One disappointing, but not disastrous, t20 campaign doesn’t change that. Get behind the lads ffs.

Nathan Blake, league cup v Preston, probably about 2005ish