Strokes

Yeah I think Man City’s is a shithole, what the hell is he thinking? 😂

We are an absolute shambles of a club. Why would he want to stay?

They caught him placing his Lego hair on.

I think he quits this week, once the transfer window closes.

Abysmal

Bring back Jakub

If you can hit the ball, chances are you’ll beat me.

I appreciate that Tom thanks, it’s a nice offer. I’ll let you know.

I do actually play now, I’m ****ing terrible though. I think I’d make a good farmer because I plough them fairways like beauty.

Yeah you too mate. Yeah it’s been rough but it’s not the only reason I’ve lost interest. I used to go with my dad, watch and talk football with him every day and since he passed, I’ve not really got that anymore. My kids aren’t interested and I work on my own, so it’s just petered a bit. No doubt I’ll get it back at some point.

Yeah mate, it’s pretty good. I’ve lost a fair bit of interest in the football these days, hence the absence. Plus I’m very busy at work, so I can’t be wasting as much time as I used to able to.

@Izzy I’ve a job in Milton Keynes on the 1st of Feb. If memory serves me correctly you’re not far from there? I could pop over and have a brew and do it for you if you can wait. No charge.

It’s the equivalent of wiring a plug. You’ll be fine. if you’re worried about a shock, just wait until daylight and switch the main switch off.

I’m all good mate, how are you? Hope you’ve been well Tom.

You’re fine to wire it back in to the one one the right, check the fuse matches the same as the one on the plug and you’ll be fine. If you need any help PM me for my number and I’ll FaceTime you through it.

100%

They all need to go. Sacking Ruud would only paper over the cracks.

If all 3 managers are having the exact same issue, doesn’t that point to the fault lying somewhere else within the club? I’d also add, I think you’re wrong on Coady, I think Enzo did want him. He made him club captain, the injury timing was very unfortunate and Enzo didn’t like to alter winning formulas.

We need many to read that because it’s so close to reality, it’s harrowing. We are ****ed.

The fish rots from the head and Top is the rot. He isn’t up to the job and he never has been. Time to walk and take the hangers on with him.

Oh, yes!!

Feels familiar

Surprised Winks is scoring so low, I thought he was brilliant and fundamental in our turnaround.

We are playing a club in the same position right now. We beat them 9-1 over 2 games last season, this gargoyle is taking us backwards.

Can we sack him at halftime?