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I don’t think he is just talking about the dressing room. Id love to hear some of the other bits that have gone on at the club over the past 3 years.

Usual corporate crap. That’s not a slight against him, it’s the way football is. The only real insight there is “trying to build a new culture” and “set new standards”. I think that tells you everything you need to know about the place.

We all know its 8.5 points a week on Monday dependant on the weather.

I genuinely just think it’s us, we are broken and nobody can function.

Presume Pepe at Arsenal as well. It’ll probably happen more often than people think. Everton’s genuinely made me burst out laughing.

Wild.

How many multi millionaires do you know?

I don’t think anyone is mate, it takes a certain kind of mental to be ready for that harrowing experience.

It’s not my favourite thing to put in them shakes but i think it’s decent for electrolytes.

Sounds like you are smashing it mate, well done. Not sure exactly what recovery shakes consist of but I tend to make myself chocolate protein shake, with a scoop of peanut butter and a banana. You can add coconut water for electrolytes to that as well, tastes unreal and should tick most of the recovery boxes.

Tugged himself to death after signing Southamptons biggest earner.

Just me or is it a bit strange that he was on the bench at the weekend because we’ve got no one else, and then we sell him. Weird one from that point of view.

I’m hearing Rudkin has got his abacus out and we only have twelfty left so we’ve had to let the other 2 down.

What spice level did he have? Recon our club par is lemon and herb.

Should be a breeze against our strikers in training.

You recon his value increases playing in our team over playing in another team in this division?

We are honestly beyond parody at this point.

Thanks, I think mine is just down to over use but instead of doing the sensible thing and resting, I did 4 consecutive days culminating in the 14 miler. It’s pretty swollen today so I’ve got no choice but to rest and ice it. Hopefully that does the job and I can replicate the time on runs for time on a bike in the gym.

We are beyond parody at this point.

If you are West Ham though, you know we aren’t paying to sign him permanently at the end of the deal.

So what you are saying is, he’s going to need to play for at least half of the remainder of the season? Nice.

Based on the rumours of championship clubs being in for him, I suspect Mads isn’t keen on this as he wants to play before the World Cup. He’s not going to start for Spurs.

Andy Gray?

Nothing screams learning your lesson quite like when we signed Winks and Coady by paying them about £150k a week at this level, or signing Skipp for £25m. It amazes me how people plead like we are being treated unfairly. We’ve got the biggest wage bill in the league and are shit, because we signed shit and we don’t have a clear pathway to clearing the money we owe elsewhere. That is not the league or authorities, that’s us.

I’d probably say Cucarella because if we can only sign one player, we will still be ****ing shit and I hate him so I’d love to see us ruin him.