fazzyfox

I suggested 2 tickets for the price of one but they replied BOGOF. Bit rude .

With an official “attendance” of 28,000 each game

Jokes aside about our shocking relegation season, we gave him exposure, PL football experience, the opportunity to train with, learn from and play alongside a legendary GOAT, I don’t think we shattered his confidence -and I did get that this is a World Cup year, important to him, but he leaves us enhanced not diminished. Apart from the possible eventual sales of Nelson, Monga and Page, he and Fatawu are our only realistic significant saleable assets and we’ve given him away .

Reminds me of the first relegation with a price freeze and a message of “ and hey you get 4 more home games a season in this league, what value”, a classic case of really not reading the room! Oh goody, lucky lucky me!

Cherki is going to get a roasting from Pep for that

Blimey O’Rielly

Great minds…….

Dodgy Kepa

If you have the likes of Claridge, Walsh and Elliott these games are a piece of p***, been there, done that.

Same old Arsenal, always

I might pop out to the garden and treat myself to watching the grass grow then come back in for the penalty shoot out.

Kids now in history exam:- Q- What happened during the Tudor Period A- Tottenham were s*^t !

Heading to the Fighting C*** forum to learn some new expletives.

I’ve just been going through all the on-line comments regarding Stuart (Tw)Attwell following Fridays game. The thing I keep seeing from fans is “ He should never be allowed to referee a Utd game again”. They can point to a specific chain of incidents which have lead to this over multiple games and seasons so I get it. However I wish they’d go further, remove their own club bias and say for the sake of football he should not referee ANY matches. The arrogance to suggest your club can pick and choose the officials and the arrogance to say it’s OK for everyone else to suffer him? They feel there is a unique bias and evidence of a pattern so in that context refereeing non Utd games competently and safely may be within his capability. But this is not the case, (not) forgetting the one off incident where he awarded a goal for a shot that had gone in through the side netting (something that has only ever previously occurred when a History teacher covered for a P.E. Teacher on a school playing field), the comments from multiple managers that games refereed by him are unsafe for the players and the fact his bewildering decision making once triggered a fluctuating heart rhythm in me that lead to me having to sit in the concourse for 20 minutes while it settled down, his performances time and time again have been shocking. Is there really a system of ongoing assessment? But because Utd are affected the media are now interested. Let him referee other games? When people are paying £40-£70 a ticket and instead of a football match they get a farce? That’s OK is it Utd fans? Where players safety is risked, not to mention mine? Just stop letting him affect the outcomes of football matches and get rid once and for all. He’s no longer in his fast tracked development phase, he’s not going to change, it’s 2026 and he’s still incompetent. And don’t get me started on Bobby “referees badly” Madley!

O’Nien making his own fans tearful there

…..and tonight’s lottery numbers will be….

Norman Leet

Their captain is a Louza, we have plenty of our own. The top 3 look like someone’s just put their hand in a scrabble bag and pulled out random letters.

Even though we don’t do clean sheets I foresee a 0-0, solid(ish), cancelling each other out, and just a bit safe and cagey.

Oddfellows (pub)

Oddfellows. (That’s the name of the pub not a description of the fans….although…)

Is it fitted with a stair lift?

Song for when in the pub;- If Ayew starts I’m staying here f*** the game Let’s have some Beer

Last time that we came this close to the drop without dropping we had a midfielder called Ramsey and benefitted from a vital goal from a James. Also Oldfields nickname was Skippy. Funny old game.