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Joe Hart just nailed it, the danger is that when “lesser” sides meet us in round of 32 & 16 they’ll take encouragement from this Remember they don’t need to beat us outright, a 0-0 and Penalty sh**-show would do it . Hard work when one team doesn’t want to come out to play but you do need to find a way.

Hydration break? It would be rude not to join in, triple whiskey and a litre of Tequila might get me through this

The fastest Ayew has moved for years, going off under the new rules

Well they let Partey play so he’ll fit in well

He’s been skating on thin ice for years

Ayew booked for taking too long to walk onto the pitch?

That row of fans now dressed as condoms

Is that a new rival to the Mexican wave, the waterproof scramble ?

At least he can put himself in the shop window at the World Cup……..oh hang on

I could see Egypt winning both of their remaining games and topping the group, nothing spectacular maybe 2-0 v NZ and 1-0 vs Iran, best of a bland bunch

The tournament clashes with Jerry Cottles Circus peak season so he followed the money and is right now driving a collapsible car around the ring whilst squirting water from a plastic flower.

The second half was how I thought the whole game would be. However the early goal made Morocco ultra confident and Scotland lose their heads for the first half. After going 1 down in 70 seconds a 0-1 was about as good as they could get but imagine putting all of that work and effort into qualifying and then delivering a half like that, just not turning up.

Leicester reject Leicester reject oh oh, oh oh

I appear to have footage of a Morocco light training session. Which Channel is the match on ?

Fear not, they have the living legend that is Che Adams up front, have faith

Sorry but Australia need a new manager who puts fear into them, one capable of a half time roasting

The Czechs have holes in their defence

I wonder if commentators who have never seen him before are saying “Oh dear, the Ghana number 9 appears to have pulled both hamstrings, his calf muscles and hip joints but is playing on regardless”

The average attendance at league games in Panama was 486 or by using the LCFC Duckworth Lewis method of calculation about 12,000

Can Tuchel sit down now?

Turpin and John Moss have something in common - they’re both nicknamed D**k !

The most riveting drama in Dallas since Cliff Barnes had a fling with Sue Ellen and JR found out

Gerrin there!! Get some polish and an Argos trophy cabinet too, it’s coming home

That was the Portugal match where for 90 minutes they made a meal out of anything.

B*ll*cks wait for me guys I was on snack replenishment duty you selfish swines