fazzyfox

“For Charidy pop pickers”

It's like your dentist contacting you to offer you the opportunity to watch film footage of yesterdays tooth extraction.

What the fox happening?

Smaller crowds means getting to the loo quicker at half time……………………. ………………nope, that’s about it, getting to the loo quicker at half time

Should be left out on form alone. Add the incident with the fans and he should be told to stay at home, maybe go for a family picnic on match day like he did vs Liverpool. If James is still not fit play Skipp & Page or play Ricardo there with Aluko at RB. Or reluctantly Hamza, the lesser spotted Golding, Filbert or me. Get the message, he doesn’t want to be here and won’t put a shift in.

Rudkin chose these players, Just remember that, Fats and James are decent, The rest are f*****g crap !

Draw v Hull, steam rollered by Millwall, point in end of season on the beach stalemate at Blackburn. 2 points.

Based on that damning set of performance stats for the season focus on that 24th figure. Effort 24th, Bottle 24th, Honesty 24th. Just get that figure in the players and Top & Rudkins face for 90 minutes and the relative figure for salary budget (1st?), that’s the irony and the point, those contrasting numbers.

With Mavididi (and others) it has been about attitude, confidence and not so much about ability. How can anyone be deemed to be not as good as Mavididi when he does nothing week in week out? Someone who does less than nothing? Like every season there will be a false start ie a few still around who don’t want to be here and won’t be after deadline day (hopefully). I’d be brave as a coach and just keep them away from the matchday squad and start as you mean to go on, not lose senior presence and a couple of voices (who am I kidding) from the changing room a few games in. Maybe Schlupp on a free for a year in his latter day DM / CM role to steady things and be a new (but old!) voice. Give Braybrooke Winks’s shirt and make him feel integral from day 1.

Oh stop it, the only formation that could earn a result would be if Hull handed in a team sheet consisting of just a dog poo hanging off the crossbar on a piece of string. We’d grind out a 0-0 but be docked 3 points for fielding a player more ineligible than theirs - Harry Winks.

Does Rusty Lee have an executive box (with hot plate and grill)?

I’ve had a feeling it will be Cambridge at home but Bromley is a recurring suggestion and would sum up where we’re at in a nut shell. And we’ll lose!

if we were to say “There’s as much chance as……..” (complete the sentence) There’s as much chance as Rusty Lee getting through 10 minutes of TV without laughing like a hyena at the slightest thing. There’s as much chance as Daniel Lambert saying “A hearty meat pie? Could I have the salad option instead ?” There’s as much chance as Rudkin saying, “I’ve had a long hard think, a self review, I’m really not fit for purpose am I, so for the good of the club (and mankind) I resign”

Where the f*** is that Is it somewhere a bit like West Brom?

That hearty rendition of “You’re not fit to wear the shirt” demonstrated some powerful close harmony projection there usually only heard from the Welsh, impressive and understandably passionate

There were basics like Daka’s 1 on 1 with the keeper and the Winks free kick at the end, you train all week, all season so when the moment comes on match day you have the natural comfort in the situation and use of technique to execute it. Daka, just put the ball wide of the keeper and use your legendary “pace in behind” to get to it first. Do they have post match analysis? Do they train match situations? Do they train? Winks, just put it in the mix anywhere away from the reach of their keeper, preferably ON the pitch. Fatawu cuts into the box, had a few team mates level with him, a right foot driven pass along the ground creates a shooting opportunity but instead he floats it curling inward away from all of them.

If graphics could talk you just know that table is singing “you’re s**t and you know you are” Print it and pin it everywhere, I suppose a Tifo of it could be tricky but you get the idea.

I think Aluko should start all 3 with Ricardo having the last 20 mins of Millwall as a farewell then just not involved at Blackburn. He’s not our biggest problem but the one thing we can do is increase Aluko’s game experience as he’s likely to be part of our future and we’ll need every last crumb of advantage once the season starts so a little run of games now is money in the bank in his development.

That free kick at the end, the leagues highest paid player is on it and he floats it out of play. Until then I forgot he was playing. Just watched the Facebook clip, heard it nice and clear he wants fans to f*** off, fine play in an empty stadium, your free kicks will still be dire Harry. On form alone he should never play for us again, he has Dennis Wise vibes about him.

Ha ha ha ha ha …….and the real team sheet please? Said something about needing to be tougher and fighting and then he picks free pass Mavididi and powder puff BDR.

I haven’t particularly followed their results but the Ladies team and our U21’s, U18’s etc deserve an end of season wind down and awards / reflections. Without the senior men there the young lads can feel a bigger part of things, they’re going to need to be, this time next year they could be the squad.

Will that new Member of our super duper restructure be involved in making the selection? If not it’s the same people who chose the last ones unless Whelan was particularly involved too? That fills me with so much confidence! Ideally you would bloody some other clubs nose by tempting their successful manager but a) apart from Seagrave we’re not all that appealing with an uncertain future and budget, b) we probably can’t afford to pay compensation. I’d like to see it be Robins or Carsley and it will be strange if it is someone who is a popular choice with the fans who gets it, a manager needing positivity and starting on a clean slate but with a board and several of the squad deserving no forgiveness, that’s a perplexing dynamic and a further reason why this nightmare is just beginning.

Encore has to be Rudkin or Top singing "And I Diiiiiid it myyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyy"

Not saying it's my particular choice but Callum Davidson has been a manager in his own right, he's had a spell seeing the facilities up close, which as a coach (injury curse jokes aside) must be a desirable privilege and he's now known to the decision makers, I think he'll fancy it, a bit of a different dynamic to the Bassett / Adams interim which then became Adams managing as intended but I have a funny feeling it could be him. Rowett will wear the tarnish of the relegation, results and "style" of his reign, Davidson may escape that. Won cups in Scotland .