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Karanka? How will we be able to make up a song that rhymes with that

Punsters praying for it to be Fischer. Banter will be off the scale.

Looks like he fell down the stairs on his way off the plane....

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Speaking of riddles, here's one from the summer manager search thread:- Posted 14 June The current situation in short - If you wanna pick a Potter while Potter picks a club, you wanna be a Potter picker before another club, if that club's a Potter picker and Potter picks it too, then you better have a picker who can pocket Potter for you.

I see the Hamburg manager was sacked just around 3 days ago, meaning if we'd sacked Cooper earlier, in the International break, they would not have been in competition with us for Ruud (if that is the case).

We need a new fax machine and are reluctant to pay full price for it

I think traditionally (be it us or other clubs) if he's here for Thursday training it would possibly be him but if only joining in time for Friday they would leave the Caretaker manager to manage it and watch from the stands.

Just seen them take a Horlicks and some Werthers originals into the boardroom..........our long term vision is....... Hodgson He says it will be twicky to avoid welegation but he will twy.

Hermansen Justin (or Filbert Fox - no other options?) Vestegaard Okoli Kristenson Skipp Ndidi Buonanotte El Khannouss Mavididi Vardy Ayew & Daka on for Mavididi & Vardy for last 20 / 25 minutes at least (looking at you Mr "They've paid a fortune to watch so let's have a go for three minutes in added time" Cooper) Faes left out so he realises his name isn't rubberstamped on the team sheet, he has to stay focused to keep his place and earn it. In reality it won't be this, Soumare will be in for his relaxing Saturday afternoon stroll around, Wilf will be AM and El Khannouss probably left out or MacAteer RW, Buonanotte AM. And Faes will start.

Lee Carsley? Who started his career at Derby? Come to this City of pitchfork wielding anti Derby / Forest-ites (according to Cooper/media)? A few defeats and itl'l be Baah-rsley Out! Like a lamb to the slaughter he'll be for the chop in no time, even if your mint source tells you otherwise!

There's who you would want and who you think the club will choose which can be two different things. I'd like Corberan but I think it'll be Carrick.

It'll be Scott Carson on a four year deal

I've studied Welsh town names Caerphilly. Prestatyn is where all the buttons for machines are made ?

Time to nail your colours to the mast - Are you a Ruud boy are will you get a cob on if it's not Corberan? Its an Apples and Oranges situation, it's not a direct like for like comparison, perhaps easier to envisage what it would be like under Corboran but with a ceiling to it whereas Ruud is potentially more exciting but a step into the unknown? I'm wavering between them but knowing how crucial survival is I'm starting to lean towards the less glamorous but perhaps safer option of Corberan. Then again......

I’ve submitted my sample piece of analysis as a job application:- “According to my exhaustive detailed analysis of this seasons data, I can conclude that the other team are scoring more goals than us. My recommended ideal outcome is for this to stop.”

I don’t see a professional Director of Football I just see a marrow in glasses

We’ve looked at the usual candidates, unearthed a few new names, had a laugh about some of the more surreal suggestions but it’s time to find a second wind, pull together, we can do this. We can get this to 100 pages!

But Popeye keeps paying her

Shall we all stick a quid on Nuno Santo, get some popcorn and watch the fireworks

"Heyyyy, Chris Martin, I am such a big Coldplay fan....have you been sucking on vinegar bottles though, you look so strange?"

Let them know the fact we have only had 12 shots at home this season, they can count that on the fingers of two hands

Ruud hasn't been 4/1 favourite since the 3.40 at Newmarket. Just waiting now for the "You've just been appointed, why the long face" gag opportunity......

I think Corberan impressed everyone when his WBA side had that long spell at our place where we just couldn't get the ball of them and hung on for dear life. Hamzas hair saved four certain goals and it was a pivotal day in our eventual promotion, it very nearly went the other way and for a load of big physical units the WBA side moved the ball around very well, tough and fluent, admirable considering resources.

Threatened to take him on outside the ground in the tractor park.