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Until we sign a right back we are effectively going into every game with a one goal handicap. If you want to improve results then that is the most obvious situation to remedy first. Delaying it by four or five matches could deny us 4-7 points on that factor alone. Usually you are looking at minor improvements, small percentages, little tweaks here and there, this a significant change that would directly impact results and directly impact the incoming points tally.

If this gets abandoned due to visibility conditions I’ll be really fogged off!

Why start Ayew, he never does anything in the first half when starting games, I mean really, he’s just….. WTF

Scheduled for 16:00, ready at 17:30 but I take a bow in anticipation of your applause….. All I can hear is the Kop pointing at my Yorkshire singing “What the ****ing hell is that” !

A touch of Altitude Sickness / Vertigo perhaps?

Look I’m not an expert specialist goalkeeping coach or anything but it seems to me that this particular unusual choice of stance is showing the opposition a little too much of the goal

Iverson Choudhury Faes Coady Okoli Thomas Winks. Soumare El Khannouss Bouananotte Daka Might keep it down to a 3 or 4-0

Playing charades with people who don’t know any books or films, eating Aunty Mildred’s home made Sherry trifle, listening to in-laws harping on about distant relatives University courses whilst watching Mary Poppins for the zillionth time suddenly becomes a utopian paradise in comparison!

It was grossly unfair. Wolves had a guy who was allowed to use his hands, we were afforded no such luxury.

We should hire a hit man?

Minus 10 minutes. At 1:50 he’ll put gloves on and believe they have a purpose

Tannoy Man at 1:59 - “Could the owner of car registration number W A R D 1 please head straight to the car park….and f*****g stay there.”

Just watching MOTD. Typical that Jesus having been quiet this season arrives at Christmas.

Saw him sat on a park bench the other day, an old habit apparently

Clearly a better option from Ward - One will burger up the penalty area the other will bugger up. A hot dog would actually be similar to Ward - Pork Quality. And don't tell me, you heard about his selection from a reliable sauce .

Could anyone with a dog please ask them to translate what Roy Keane is saying, his pitch is out of my range

Shame (for us), players heads had gone in last couple of games particularly, we’ll now face something different probably, just our luck, Ipswich get to play against a shambles version, we might face something more disciplined and steady. But it’s about us, we need to be beating these sides regardless, no excuses. Only real problem is pre match preparation and analysis based on O’Neils side as caretaker or new manager will have own ideas.

When tannoy man announces we’re hanging a piece of cling film from the crossbar instead of selecting Ward the roar from the crowd will be off the scale! Really hope Stolarchick, solarcheck…..Polish lad is fit, if it’s Ward the Wolves entire game plan will just be “shoot”!

If it wasn’t for his hair blocking near certain goals v WBA we’d be watching Championship football this season, probably with docked points and financially f***ed. We were in a rut and that day was last chance saloon to turn it around. But…. My problem is his wages and contract length in ratio to his ability and what he’s capable of offering. The arguments here about Skipp being as bad or worse proves the point that extending Hamzas contract was continuing “the known”, you know what you’re getting, you also know his limitations. Buying Skipp is an “unknown” in terms of how he’ll fit, settle, suit our style etc. You can see why they consider the extension but you only offer that length and salary if you feel there will be competition for his signature. It was so inflated and so wasteful in terms of what he brings week in week out to the match day squad that it’s excessive to say the least, a luxury, a favour for being part of decent results in the past and the reason we want decision makers out and the approach that is a significant part of why our ffp is what it is when you’re paying your 24th best player that.

“Heee’s….The…. Greatest of all time He wears the number nine He won the league He won the cup He shut the f*****s up” (or “now he’ll keep us up”for the kiddies stand)

Ouch, that's a tough run. They might get something out of their National Lottery game AKA Spurs, but can't see much beyond 2-5 points maximum

Does this mean that if we want the 12:30 KO more than the 8 pm one we will all be supporting Arsenal in their next Champions League game, hoping they qualify without a play off? It'll be a tough job, I'll need a thorough shower afterwards, just need to adopt the attitude of a perennial runner up and turn a blind eye to blatant cheating for 95 minutes, sing songs about Tottenham who are in no way involved and moan about referees in that kind of pitch of voice where it cracks and sounds like you're crying.....I'll girrit a go! As far as difficulty is concerned though wouldn't it be preferable to play them after a midweek game rather than after a midweek rest, 7 hours difference not really too relevant compared to that

If I stick with it it will be. If I switch over and watch something else it’ll be a sizzling blockbuster of a 4-4 draw with drama, controversy and a worldie goal or two!

Maybe it was a euphemism. Did he have a fit horny bird and a Carrot shaped Willy?

What a pain in the Arsenal, announcing it’s being moved but not committing to when. Why not just leave it alone in that case.