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“And your matchday Referee today….Rat Face Fernandes (again, again, again…,)”

Looked painful. Was that the Croatian Blocwivmadic ?

Didn’t that Austria number 5 play alongside Beckham, it rings a bell

He does seem to wallow in negativity, he’d probably prepared an England postmortem and realised he wouldn’t get to use it now. He has a dourness but without the sarcasm of Lawrenson, it’s as if he’s having root canal dentistry not being paid to watch World Cup Games. Almost makes Danny Murphy seem jovial. You don’t want to be there? Well here’s an idea ……..

What was he doing in the box, it’s Belgiums penalty. Book him. Book the others. Book everyone. Gerronwirritt!!!

That was dull even for a fifth segmant.

T*atterface getting ready with “What a THRILLER, Belgium set an offside trap but Jackson “”BEAT IT”!

It’s the Red Bull, double vodka and espresso shot combo, does it every time

Wonder if any Belgians left early to beat the traffic

Nooooooo………….scenes! You jammy Waffle merchants

The big lumps only gone and done it !

There was a clip earlier of him, De Bruyne and someone else getting soaked by a sprinkler in the hydration break (ironic) which was funny so it was probably still from that unless he’s been really unlucky and had another incident just as he dried himself from the first one!

Where was Faes, nowhere to be seen, liability

Kane didn’t even look once at the goal until after the ball left his foot, Daka stares at the goal and still misses it by a mile

Aaaaand breathe out !

“Pickford stretches his arms up” - they need f***ing stretching

Wowzer, pint for Kane

That keeper speaks highly of Kane. Well he does now anyway!

I thought my picture had frozen but that’s Madueke wing play apparently

Our man of the match Posty mcPostface

Really welcomed the idea that the wrestling and grabbing at set pieces would stop, not seen many instances of punishment but maybe just maybe the deterrent has been there resulting in less of it in some games, sometimes it’s what you don’t notice anymore that is the end result of a change .

Sums up the half so far. It’s called a ball Marcus. You’re at a World Cup WAKE UP!!!!!!

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Keystone have called, they’re missing 11 cops

Oh I get it, we’re not bothering with a right back at all then