Bobby Hundreds

I don’t see any of our top order scoring many runs in Brisbane. Their batting unit is better than ours and less prone to complete collapse. Starc is lethal with the pink ball and if Cummins is back, then they are massive favourites for 2-0. Slim to nil chance we win 3 away tests on the spin.

We should play Travball instead.

Serious technique flaws in our line up. We can’t keep carrying Crawley. Giving our bowlers 35 overs rest after their effort yesterday is atrocious. The pink ball test will be a massacre.

Get in! Can’t stand Hants. Fantastic knock by Smeed and Gregory smoked that penultimate over.

Really starting to like Stolarcyzk. Making a good save when you have had little to do is a very good keeper trait. Not missing -8 Mads right now.

Surprised me tonight. A great result, I’m starting to think we could have a fairly decent season…

20 years ago, yes. Fantastic game really, 624 runs and 3 dot balls to finish. It’s a shame the ECB bury the comp in favour of the hundred. There is space to promote both formats.

I know Brook batted superbly but can’t help thinking he gave that away somewhat. His wicket gave the bowlers’ belief and energy when they were completely flat. Bethell’s innings piled the pressure on Root and the overhead conditions then came in and made scoring a real chore. Have to say, been a brilliant series and a draw is a fair result. Siraj, Root and Gill probably the players of the series for me. Need Archer, Wood and Atkinson fit for the Ashes or we are getting an absolute hammering. The pink ball test will be a massacre with players like Pope and Crawley in the side.

Very ordinary cricket this. No complaints if they go on to lose the game.

Embarrassing from Dawson.

Nathan Dyer

😅😅😅😅 commiserations.

He gives me big Lee Westwood and Monty vibes. He should pick up a PGA title at some point, probably a non-signature, don’t see him winning a major ever though.

Sure that $2.16 million dollar pick up will make him feel ok though 😅

Awful choke that.

Been a great hatewatch so far. Have to say SA have batted brilliantly today, they’d have this won if they’d not dropped Starc last night.

Best Masters I can remember. Amazing story, amazing finish. Incredible scenes. Well done Rory!

That “Leicester boys are we” dirge is the worst chant in world football. I’m not joining in singing that shite.

Yeah but they were all horrible c**ts.

Exactly.

Southgate’s a decent bloke, he looked genuinely distraught at the end and I feel sorry for him. He’s made us a better tournament team, a more cohesive unit, more resilient and focussed at penalties. But he should step aside now, the Euros in 28 is time for us to get in the habit of playing the brand of football our players can play. Kane should step aside too.

Luke Humphries was mustard in the semi and final.

Had to turn off. VAR has killed the sport.

A classic choke for the ages from the bottling kings. 30 from 30 with 6 wickets in hand. 😅

South Africa cricket team are the biggest chokers in world sport. They wouldn’t be able to chase 140.