Kinowe Soorie

Has Sarwan been the worst overseas player Leicestershire have ever had the misfortune of signing?

Some good ones on You Tube.

And Chase and Status after that you little Dweeeb

Couldn't remember his name. Top bloke!

Flat Top anyone? Tony's?

When I had a decent amount of hair I used Taurus on Faire Road, Glenfield. He's good. These days, clippers! Saved myself a small fortune ££££££££££ £££ £££££

Working in a Docters house today, and he didn't offer me a drink all day? He should know more than most about the perils of dehydration!

I like tits.

Pubic hairs in things that have been painted.

Shit builders

A very good day indeed... four viewings, one offer and my team (Leicester City) got promoted!!! So yeah, how was yours?

Ha ha ha!

How about a dead arm tomorrow instead of a rep point?

House up for sale on the internet for two full days, had two viewings and three offers. With another viewing in the morning!!

We are the Market Leaders, leaders, leaders! We are the Market Leaders! To whatever tune you want?

It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it! That's what I tell the Mrs anyway!!!

Going to a job and having to sweep up the mouse shit before I can start. Lots and lots of it.

He hit me on my head once with a wooden building block. That upset me!!

Cnuts speeding and tailgating in the fog this morning. Grrrrr!!

Is this what the Yanks are on about when the golf is on? "Get it in the hole"

Sheila take a bow? What? Shop lifters of the world? What? Liked them when I was a laaad!

Bernie, after the Bernie! (Boston Terrier)

I have been to a Portland Timbers game and I must say that the support was fantastic!! I sung some old Leicester songs and they couldn't believe it... you'll get your f@&£ing head kicked in when you walk down Filbert St, you'll walk in to the Spion Kop and you'll hear a mighty roar... f@&k off you Forest bastards we are the Leicester Boys vs i'm blind i'm deaf, i wanna be a ref!! Shame about the level of football though!

I am your Father!! Shame your name isn't Luke!

Just watched Dispicable me. Great film!!