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People of a certain sex, age, race and more often than not of a certain size, jumping queues, particularly at bus stops.

The fact that Martin Allen managed us in the first place is a greater tragically than what he is claiming in the above article.

Nobody knows what its like To be the bad man To be the sad man Benalouane

Just give the fvcking machine a massive boot when Ben Sheppard isnt looking. If the alarm goes off, then scarper. The questions on Tipping Point are easy as fvck too.

When's the wedding?

If you are going to the effort of changing the first job to blowjob at 4am, you could at least change it in the second paragraph too.

Nobody knows what its like To be the bad man To be the sad man Benalouane

Heuston to city centre should be fine, too far on the other side of that might be a little ropey. Never actually been to Comedy Crunch and dont know much about it (left Dub in 2013 so it might have more about it now). Been the International Comedy Club (small venue, bit raw but not bad, about 10 euros) and Laughter Lounge ( bigger venue, more professional set up but more expensive). Both are central. Best thing to do is probably find out who is playing on the particular night you want to go and youtube them. In all honesty, central Dublin is good for drinking but doesnt have a massive amount to do otherwise bar pottering around. Depending on how long you have, you could also take a trip on the DART (local train line) to either Howth or Malahide which are two nice seaside surburbs north of Dublin. Or a day trip to Glendalough in Wicklow to see a more traditional Ireland (lakes, mountains, lots of green albeit a bit touristy).

Shit headlines: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-34000965 So the lorry driver 'recalls' the crash...that he can't recall...

Used to live there for three and a half years so I'm happy to help if there is anything you are specifically looking for.You going with mates/missus if there is one? Go to the notorious Coppers nightclub (Full name is Copper Face Jacks -Google it) around 12.30am/1am if you're a single man, you'll clean up! Guinness Storehouse tour is a bit boring but the view at the Gravity Bar is pretty cool. Have a coffee in Bewleys on Grafton Street. I might be biased but having been to a lot of places, I honestly think Dublin is best city in the world for pubs. Food? Not so much!

People who dont wipe their sweat off gym equipment. At least two machines had pretty obvious sweat on them, dried in and all, couldnt even wipe the sweat off.

$20 to watch football in a pub, are the pints diamond encrusted or something??

Careful now, you'll upset the champagne socialists.

In fairness they went on an amazing run this year unlike, oh wait...

I'll take my chances!

I agree with Fox Ulike's comments, particularly with so many new transfers from those you'd think would be outside the top 7.

Someone make up a Benalouane song to the tune of Roxanne. Ta.

Sounds like adware. Have you downloaded anything new in the past day or so? Are you getting more banner ads than usual? It can be a pain in the ass to get rid of but is possible.

I guess that explains the disappearance of the chebs and hot celeb threads then.

Sounds like the only thing she can hoover down is food.

Jolly by name, not Jolly by nature.

When you give back the parcel and you think you can reconcile with them start off with the line 'There was a reason that parcel arrived with me' followed my the settling of differences, hugging it out (tears optional) and arranging a pint during the week. If you dont want to reconcile then take a massive shit in the parcel and redeliver. Plead ignorance if they blame you.

I think this sums it up for me too.

Whereever Preki goes ( or more specifically, Graham Smith), I go.

You dont want to upset the housewife market.