SecretPro

Go away. Please.

Jordan Ayew once sprinted the length of Melton Road and it took him 11 days.

If we paid somebody £20m to take Jordan Ayew I would suggest it would be one of the best deals of the last few seasons.

Just fed 15 fish hooks on line into my urethra and then ripped them out. Best bit of the night so far.

James off? **** off Marti you cretin.

Weighs about 2 stone, looks about 12, absolutely not a footballer, let alone a fullback.

Hamza is league 1 at best, as is Thomas. As for Ayew, Soumare, Daka If I was picking a team during PE and those three were the last to be picked id just play without them.

Heard we are looking at Rohl

Jordan Ayew is such a bad footballer and his been for his entire career. I dont get it.

I dont think we are likeable in anyway at the minute.

Thomas, Soumare, Ayew, Faes, Hamza. What did we expect, absolute ****ing wank bunch of players.

God we're shit.

Disgusting subs, as has become the norm.

Subs are disgusting. Our bench ****ing stinks.

Done for now.

Rank isn't it.

Our bench is hideous. We just shouldn't make subs.

Looks like I'm a no for the half. 2nd year running. Pissed off.

Came home to see my Leicester Half race number has been delivered. Depressing.

My issue with them is that they are shit. Certain drinks with certain viscosity will remain in the cap, so when taking a swig, they drip on you, your face, your clothes. Its not nice and its not practical.

Well, one week on from last Sundays hip issue and no better, so already a week with no running, no long run tomorrow and the half marathon 2 weeks away. So. ****ing. Annoyed.

Celeb traitors tonight - Cast is actually pretty good for one of these 'celeb' specials. Disappointed there's no Bob Mortimer, contrary to early reports that he was going to be on it.

Cracking work fella!

3 weeks out from Leicester Half and my hip has gone. Felt it after Parkrun last week but managed to run my normal morning 5ks this week and it held up although not entirely comfortable. Skipped parkrun yesterday and today's long run should have been 16k, managed 12 but it was pretty much agony after 10 and I probably should have just stopped. Pain is in hip and top of my groin so I dont know what part of my body is actually injured, but having had to pull out last year through injury I can't face doing it again this year when until this point I've felt probably the fittest I have since my late teens/early 20s. I'll take this week off (which obviously isn't ideal prep) in the hope of a miracle, but looks like ill be running the half dosed up on ibuprofen and pretty much crawling around. Devastated.

Sadly, whilst the Media and Reform are currently on a drive to normalise this kind of behaviour this is only going to become more frequent. With 60+% of the voting public willing to put Farage in charge it's clear a lot of people that held their nasty views to themselves are increasingly emboldened to display it for all to see. I even see it in my office at work, some right nasties coming out of the woodwork this year. Sadly another Symptom of Trumps America crossing the pond and the legacy of Boris Johnson. Hate and division is not only on the rise, it's becoming the new normal. Anyway, sorry to hear this happened to you Stan. It's really not a nice thing to have to experience in 2025.