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I also love how the AI bot changed Godders at 7 mins to 'Goddess Criticizes Board and Outdated Football Style'

🎵 It's a Leicester disaster.. come and join the Shit-stival 🎵 Thanks for the free therapy fellas

Absolute humiliation. Just when you think we can't fall any further. We deserve this. Trash manager.

I heard Patson gifted his geodesic dome design football boots to BDCR just before he left

Jumped the gun a bit

I got the same email from Grimsby.. so what happened - LCFC selling our data? how the fvck did the fvcking mariners get hold of our email addresses?

So it will cost MORE to watch us in a lower league, just constantly taking the piss this club. Well congrats LCFC you could have had £140 but instead you'll get nothing.. a bit like when you let all those valuable players leave on a free.. cracking stuff

A pair of hands comes from offscreen and cycles through a deck of Panini stickers of our squad. One by one they are shown to him. We don't see which players, only his reaction and comments: "w4nker.. shit... lazy pr1ck.. he's a tosser... couldn't finish his fvkcing dinner.. another w4nker.." That would certainly win a few of us over I think.

It was more of a joke really.. but yes probably so.

Having Playergrave, I mean Seagrave in L1 is utterly absurd. Perhaps it will become an abandoned curiosity like Noel Edmonds' ill-fated theme park BlobbyLand.

I know it's obvious that he didn't write it, but the mix of 'I' vs 'We' pronouns shows an abdication of personal responsibility. "I am truly sorry for the disappointment we have caused" Of course the players are also to blame but this if this statement is to hold weight it should reflect the opening where he takes 'responsibility' and so if you read further you find that in fact, he doesn't truly. If you read this as a statement penned by Rudkin (+PR Staff) it makes more sense. This is equivalent to saying "I'm sorry you're upset". It's weak and so, in that sense, truly reflects the owner.

Imagine pumping this through the stadium on match day

@Ric Flair Dark n Stormy = rum and ginger beer

Top asked us to play with a False 9 and Rudkin understood that to mean Fake/Fraud/Phony.

I cannot wait to see the back of this bloke. One of the most baffling signings in recent years.

Rudkin, Top.. why aren't you laughing? Waiting till the last day of the season I guess..

and even that was with (ankle)

Take a bow Olli Skipp

I HATE Jordan Ayew so fvcking much.. absolutely disgusting that he wears the 9..

Watching us get trounced by dogshit teams is so depressing

I know. Has the rule changed? There were 2 Stoke players OS involved in the attack. How are they not in active play?

The commentary is grinding my gears. No discussion of their offside goal but plenty of scrutiny for a rubbish Ricardo foul.. and the barely constrained pleasure they take in our misfortune. Yes we're shit but you shouldn't enjoy it so much and Gavin FVCKING Ward.. what a tosser. Still, fingers crossed!

yeah there are some weird compression artifacts/frequency modulation going on.. and when there's not enough bandwidth it seems to modulate and change the pitch to a feminine register AKA Lady Voice.

Brilliant Jordan, could listen to an hour of that skewering.. raw, honest and cathartic as ever.