foxsake

A pair of hands comes from offscreen and cycles through a deck of Panini stickers of our squad. One by one they are shown to him. We don't see which players, only his reaction and comments: "w4nker.. shit... lazy pr1ck.. he's a tosser... couldn't finish his fvkcing dinner.. another w4nker.." That would certainly win a few of us over I think.

It was more of a joke really.. but yes probably so.

Having Playergrave, I mean Seagrave in L1 is utterly absurd. Perhaps it will become an abandoned curiosity like Noel Edmonds' ill-fated theme park BlobbyLand.

I know it's obvious that he didn't write it, but the mix of 'I' vs 'We' pronouns shows an abdication of personal responsibility. "I am truly sorry for the disappointment we have caused" Of course the players are also to blame but this if this statement is to hold weight it should reflect the opening where he takes 'responsibility' and so if you read further you find that in fact, he doesn't truly. If you read this as a statement penned by Rudkin (+PR Staff) it makes more sense. This is equivalent to saying "I'm sorry you're upset". It's weak and so, in that sense, truly reflects the owner.

Imagine pumping this through the stadium on match day

@Ric Flair Dark n Stormy = rum and ginger beer

Top asked us to play with a False 9 and Rudkin understood that to mean Fake/Fraud/Phony.

I cannot wait to see the back of this bloke. One of the most baffling signings in recent years.

Rudkin, Top.. why aren't you laughing? Waiting till the last day of the season I guess..

and even that was with (ankle)

Take a bow Olli Skipp

I HATE Jordan Ayew so fvcking much.. absolutely disgusting that he wears the 9..

Watching us get trounced by dogshit teams is so depressing

I know. Has the rule changed? There were 2 Stoke players OS involved in the attack. How are they not in active play?