Picture me, 1989, first week at work as a 16 year old selling electronics on a busy Saturday.
The store is packed and I'm serving a customer who's got a question I don't know the answer too.
My manager (a woman called Joy) is across the other side of the store and I need to get her attention.
Instead of shouting "JOY, I need your help!!" I shouted "MUM!!"
Everyone pissing themselves laughing and I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.