marcymarc666

I think we've completely convinced ourselves on this website in the last month that we're utterly shite. So the slightest success on the pitch tonight will bring tears of joy.....I mean can you imagine if we get a corner tonight, people will he fainting with shock.

No exactly Messi II, but we desperately need numbers. He'll do

If we just sing 'we're shit and we know we are' after every time they score, then we'll go home feeling relaxed and chilled . Bring it on !

Stick his tongue out a lot !!

Yes , they're the types we go for!

Jesus, we'll be signing Rustie Lee next as a centre forward !

Levy always gets his own way, screwed us over for madders too.

He looks good with Winks ( new tache) in midfield !

We agreed to pay Spurs another million providing they bring him up on their team bus tomorrow afternoon.

You didn't see the Cockerel running after it !!

I didn't mention Atalanta, I don't give a toss about that league. Since we won the Prem it has improved, teams press higher, Guardiola has led a transformation in tactics, players are fitter, we play a more expansive game now. That's why people are panicking on here thinking we're going to be out of our depth and they're correct, hope I'm proved wrong on Monday.

And this is why people go on the Forum in the first place. If you want to have a moan, have a moan, if you want to say we're amazing say it ! I'm sure we've all said good and bad about our team, who cares, it's about freedom of speech isn't it ! The other choice is just to read the posts and keep your mouth shut. Let the whingers whinge, it makes it more interesting !

Don't know if anyone watched the Man U game last night, but for me the the Prem is improving every year. Fulham were brilliant, great movement, pressing, fast paced, I do wonder what the hell we're going to do as we're going to be out manoeuvred all over the park. We have to have a siege mentality, it can work, but you have to have the right players for that and I'm not convinced we have the right manpower.

When it's all over could someone wake me up?

Nobody loves us, we don't care !

We could concede more than the Tigers this year !!

Yes she caught my eye

I agree we don't have a midfield !! Winks is OK but past his best, Ndidi way past his best, Soumare was always crap. Coopers come in and we've tried to sign some players but nobody decent wants to come here, that's not his fault ! It's not rocket science, we're not replacing the class players that have left ,but you cant blame that on a manager that has just arrived !

To be honest if Guardiola had inherited this team he'd be struggling. Last year we struggled against any team with a high press and that was with KDH and a lower standard. If yesterday was anything to by we won't be spending much time in anybody's half this year, its going to be backs to the wall 90 minute defending. To play out from the back you have to have the players who can technically implement it, we don't have those players right now. We're walking with no backbone and time is running out.

It was tongue in cheek, however I've never felt so underwhelmed before the start of a season. I normally can't wait for it to start but this actually feels a bit scary !

Anyone wishing we hadn't gone up?!!

Or master plan to be sacked before October

Possibly the worst 45 minutes of my life

Without KDH we have no link up man, desperate for a creative midfielder

Don't panic, it's only the French, no balls up yet !